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@dogeofficialceo @elonmusk @pmarca Only when he's doing coke. @Coke_Bear_BSC #CocaineBear

@elonmusk @pmarca How often would you drink, Elon?

On Pausing Alcohol "Always carry a flask of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake." -- W. C. Fields About six months ago, I stopped drinking alcohol. I feel much better, and I’m mad as hell about it. I never really drank through my 20s and 30s, but grew to really enjoy whiskey through my 40s, coincident with “Mad Men”, and roughly a thousand academic studies that proved that alcohol is actually good for you. Win/win! I had read that the sure sign of an alcoholic is someone who drinks at night, by himself, at home, so I decided to only drink at night, by myself, at home. I was even scurrilously quoted as saying “the perfect day is 10 hours of caffeine followed by 4 hours of alcohol”, which I did indeed say, and which is still indeed true. Unfortunately, in recent years, it’s become clear that most or all — probably all — of the scientific studies on the benefits of alcohol are fake, the scientists unwitting or witting victims of selection effects. As Michael Crichton says, “wet streets cause rain”, or rather wet streets don’t cause rain. It turns out that sick people often don’t drink, or subjects just lie to researchers about their consumption outright. There go the studies. It is now pretty definitively clear that no amount of alcohol is good for you. Andrew Huberman recently summed this conclusion up on his podcast; the topic made me so enraged I never listened to the episode, but I did read the notes. Andrew says “the best amount of alcohol to drink is no alcohol” — imagine someone who both hates and loves humanity that much. Since I stopped drinking, I feel much better. I don’t need as much sleep, but my sleep is better. I’m more alert through the day. I’m cogent and focused at all times. I have more energy when I exercise, and it’s easier to control my diet. It’s great, and I am super mad about it. I feel like the color has drained out of my evenings[*]. Spending time with people is still fun, but now it’s hard to sit still and watch a movie or read a book and unwind at the end of a hard day. I’m more prone to just work until bedtime. Grump grump grump. Frankly, I don’t know what Elon is doing farting around with cars and rockets and Twitter, why doesn’t he solve THIS problem[**]. And one of these days, I am going to get deeply, seriously, hammered. But not today! [*] A lot of people I know are substituting cannabis or hallucinogens for alcohol. I’m not, I won’t touch any of those things — a topic for another time. [**] I’ve been trying all the alcohol free whiskeys, wine, and beer. So far, no luck on the whiskeys. For wine, Sovi is pretty good. For beer, there are quite a few good choices; I’ve become partial to Hopwtr, which is zero calorie hop-flavored sparkling water. I’m still not drinking either at breakfast, though I am tempted.

@elonmusk @pmarca Ya but Cocaine is a better drug bear minimum. In bear, I mean Cocaine Bear. @Coke_Bear_BSC #CocaineBear #cokebear #memeteme 0xa7FC34C614B23b5c143ce57169186d4898C2eb0a

@pmarca Once you acknowledge that alcohol is poison, it’s fine to drink a little. The trade is a small amount of health for an even smaller amount of fun, but that’s not crazy to do once in a while with friends. Alcohol is a legacy drug.

@elonmusk Bro we got a small group called smoothbrains on telegram, it would be a honor if you joined us! Let me know!

Well, you did it again @elonmusk. sitting on the top of the world. It's about time you follow @thesparkyhawk @TeslaVeronika and I. Also join t.me/smoothbrainlou… so we can discuss strategy. You're gonna need us. #memeteme #numberone #BILLIONAIRE #musk #TopGun

@Noahpinion That's because republicans hate infrastructure

The U.S. can't build housing. Or transit. Or solar power. Or transmission lines. Or semiconductor fabs. We are the Build-Nothing Country. And this needs to change, and it needs to change fast. noahpinion.substack.com/p/the-build-no…

@HeroDividend @elonmusk Oh! I read "put cocaine back in the bear" that brings me to my next subject..... @Coke_Bear_BSC #CocaineBear #cokebear #bsc #memeteme

@elonmusk Put the cocaine back in Berkshire Hathaway. That’s why they were better in the 80’s

Warren Buffet’s Berkshire Hathaway $BRK.B received $704 million dividends from Coca-Cola $KO last year

@jung_nuttela @hairunisavii Scam

@hairunisavii t.me/InsiderGemHunt…

@SarahManda161 @princesspromos_ Scam

@eurwins @angel_funsized This is a scam group. They steal people's money

@WalterInuBSC @elonmusk Poor Bear! He just wanted to try drugs and taste human flesh for the first time. @Coke_Bear_BSC #CocaineBear #cokebear #BSC

@RagingBetr @elonmusk Oh!! I bet you're talking about @Coke_Bear_BSC. Ya I got some too. 0xa7FC34C614B23b5c143ce57169186d4898C2eb0a #CocaineBear #cokebear #bsc #cokebearbsc

@gabbie_tesla @elonmusk Got any Care Bear puns? #CocaineBear @Coke_Bear_BSC

@elonmusk Sheeeeiiittt Cocaine really makes you get things done huh? #CocaineBear #cokebear #memeteme @Coke_Bear_BSC

@JuanAlbertoull4 @elonmusk @Coke_Bear_BSC WTF is this!?

@CapObviouslee @elonmusk @Coke_Bear_BSC

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21k views. Damn. Let's keep going!!

@elonmusk Don't Care Bears don't care #CocaineBear #cokebear #memeteme @Coke_Bear_BSC #BSC #Trending

Hey @ElizabethBanks, had a conversation with @elonmusk and we think the polar bears need some cocaine to survive global warming, since their white powder is receding like Elon's hair, if he didn't get hair plugs. #CocaineBear #cokebear @Coke_Bear_BSC #BSC #memeteme