Drink Chef

How OKC vs LeBron going to end

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

i be getting girls numbers just to use their sephora points to buy myself colognes

Dude got shot, eaten, decapitated twice and yet this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to him

it's atually crazy how the J in marijuana is silent, but the J in my hand is loud as fvck

They got some bullshit on Milwaukee avenue

in Chicago being called a goofy is worse than a racial slur

Chicago Marie Illinois, ima need you to make up your mind on this weather girl

Lakers win by 4. Bronny scored 5 points. Lakers literally do not win this game without LeBron having sex.

@Mobolaji05 @Chels_HQ I mean realistically can he even say no? And also- huge pay grade I don’t feel bad for him, he should’ve known how bad it was going to be. That’s a big moral hit to the team But I guarantee he saw the money and said yes

@Chels_HQ He can’t simply say no to the offer and continue his job in Strasbourg

Whether you liked Liam Rosenior or not, it's actually evil what these owners did to him. Essentially forced out of Strasbourg, where he was doing well, and thrown into a job he was never up for. All because they needed a company yes-man. Another career ruined. Evil, evil people.

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man won’t shout u to see how you’re living but arsenal lose and suddenly everybody’s popping up

I think I support City in April/May more than Chelsea, life under Clearlake

Genuinely think im in euphoria rn , don’t even know who to post first

Counting or not counting gang violence

Minha cara quando minha namorada quer aprender os nomes dos jogadores, as regras e quem fundou o clube bem na hora em que eles estão massacrando meu time:

this is why magical realism thrives in Latin America

@mulans_daughter @Jackstraw632472 @rustbelt_ He’s a first name last name numbers account don’t take him srsly

@Jackstraw632472 @rustbelt_ It's a Vietnamese owned restaurant bud. They can do whatever the hell they want

They’ve got placed in wicker park called “phodega”

Imagining a cargo ship carrying ass pillows held up in a geopolitical choke point.

Football is a haters sport. Watching football as a hater will always be the correct method of watching the beautiful game.