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BREAKING: Trump and Republicans hit with MORE bad news as a new poll from Quinnipiac University finds that President Biden’s approval rating just skyrocketed 9% in a single month after a slew of legislative victories for him and the Democrats. RT TO CONGRATULATE PRESIDENT BIDEN!

BREAKING: MAGA Senator Lindsey Graham threatens that there will be “riots in the streets” if Donald Trump is prosecuted for his dangerous and criminal mishandling of classified documents. RT IF YOU THINK WE SHOULD PROSECUTE HIM ANYWAY AND LOCK UP ANY RIOTERS!

@cheersitskatie I need a new gpu 😆

dear men, what is preventing you from looking like this

President Trump appointed me to two terms on the President’s Council on Sports, Fitness & Nutrition. The White House just emailed me demanding my resignation by the end of the day.

@SexWithEmily Yeah. That never ends well.

All in favor of implementing a don't ask, don't tell policy when it comes to # of sexual partners?

@RobinsonCarol In other news, Memaw Ivey just signed a “constitutional carry” law to make these drive-by’s (and other shootings) even easier to come by. Congrats Alabamians!

One dead, several hurt in Tuscaloosa shooting al.com/news/tuscaloos…

@BreeOlson Assumptive much?

@POTUS Let’s #CancelStudentLoans like you promised.

Let’s cap the cost of insulin at $35 a month so every family can afford it.

@aldotcom Alabama is the most dumbfuck state.

Alabama House passes bill to restrict bathroom access for transgender students. #alpolitics trib.al/piXXifx

Wth is the deal with @BorisJohnson ‘s hair? I need this explained..

#wtf I can’t believe they posed for a pic of this.

@DarnTough Duuuude. Make the thermals. Just do it.

Thermals aren’t our thing, but we’d probably name a feature Wind Hold.

Want to win 🧦Socks. For Life. 🧦from @DarnTough? Seriously, they really are that good 👉 #MadeInUSA #LifetimeGuarantee swee.ps/UaHZzV_ffcwvgL

@margotpeck @ALPublicHealth There are no mandates, dumbass.

@ALPublicHealth End the vaccine mandates!

Please be patient, even when it's hard to be patient. County Health Departments, #COVID19 Testing Centers, and all Health Care facilities are struggling to respond to phone calls, test results, and other requests at this time.

@bunn_darryl @UABNews @uabmedicine The whole point of their tweet was the point out that people like you should not go to the doctor for common symptoms that aren’t urgent. They are talking to you. Just in case you missed that.

@UABNews @uabmedicine What good are you then? My dr wouldn’t se me last year for the common cold even after I tested negative for your so called Covid

An urgent message from UAB Hospital. @uabmedicine

@ALHollyB @UABNews @uabmedicine The media is not responsible for people being stupid. For fuck sake they put “emergency” in the title.

@UABNews @uabmedicine Why would anyone use the emergency room for something that is not life-threatening? I fully blame the media for overdramatizing the common cold.

@aldotcom She’s just like this guy: a dead terrorist. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Who was Ashli Babbitt? A political martyr or a violent, dangerous woman? trib.al/8EShLBk

Totally agree 💯

Poly in the News: Good polyamory at last in a TV series, Kwanzaa in a poly home, finding family, a holiday podcast marathon, and more dlvr.it/SFx99K