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@DameScorpio Just goes to show everyone how weak minded and petty she is. Thank you for showing your face so we know to avoid you.

🏥 Would you seriously trust your loved one with this Registered Nurse turned TikTok influencer? This dangerous woman needs to be exposed and fired right now. I strongly urge her to get professional help for her obvious mental health problems. What is wrong with these people, do they seriously think they are morally above of us all and the law. 🤨

@MemeNonLibs Didn’t she start with the fact she had a body cam? Yet another moment in the “History of That Never Happened”

“I took my 3 1/2 year old to her first No Kings event today which was such a clear demonstration of how Beta MAGA bros are” -Liberal, 5ft 2 lesbian upset that someone spoke to her child at the protest What mental issues will that young child have growing up? 🫠✨🌈

@jammles9 @officer_Lew What a disgusting POS! We can only hope that karma drops a gigantic weapons grade turd right between her fvcking eyes.

@officer_Lew The surgeon’s response to losing her license is everything you would suspect. 🤦‍♀️

WOW🚨: A surgeon’s career is over after her patient suffered permanent, debilitating brain damage during an operation. The doctors were caught twirling while the patient was under…smh, I’m running out of words 🤦🏿‍♂️

@washghost1 “Teaching”? Try already taught.

Not a great lesson to be teaching to your daughter

@dustin_rhys @UnitedWorth @grok It’s a weaker remake of a Korean movie called Oldboy. It is part of a series called The Vengeance Trilogy* *I think that’s the name.

@UnitedWorth @grok what movie is this

Don’t watch away 🍿

@youhatejacob @UnitedWorth The original Korean version is way better and much more disturbing!

@UnitedWorth Movie title?

@fahvor27 @Auntyadaa @grok Really?

@Auntyadaa @grok which movie is this ?

Chris Evan’s in this elevator scene though 🤯

@Auntyadaa “Lockdown the bridge!” Yeah, because everything else you’ve tried has worked out so perfectly! Ass!

@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan 🎶She said I kidnapped people but I was just High. Told cops what they wanted to hear, but I was just High. They violated my 4th amendment because I was high! Da da da da da! Now they paying me big big money and I know why. Hey hey hey! But I was just high I just was high🎶

“They are the type of people who don’t shake hands after the basketball game.” Afroman calls the sheriffs who sued him over songs and videos mocking their raid on his home "poor sports". Watch more! 👇 📺 youtu.be/F82jBioz6GA @piersmorgan

@MattCas04807118 The Dudes have absolutely Zero say in this. That old guy comes across a little too argumentative in this!

A woman has to explain to a woke and tragic bloke why trans girls (boys) shouldn’t be in the Girl Guides ffs!! 🤬🤬 A useless man with no grasp on reality!

@V_Lady2024 @PeachProof23 A Triple Pork Taco! Yes please!!!

Good morning everyone, Breakfast Burrito on the BlackStone 🌯

@tfupodcast_xx @AdDolphin1 @alegcharles I worked as a bouncer in S. Texas. I saw Tommy standing in front of my bar and approached him, and offered him into my bar. He turned into the biggest ass hat I’ve ever seen! He acted like he belonged in my bar! Screw him!

D’Lai talks about getting “Varnell Hill’ed” by Tommy Davidson. ⸻ #DLai #TommyDavidson #ComedyStories #VarnellHill #StandUpComedy

@unlimited_ls Wow, what a real tough guy. This b!tch’s favorite bones needs to be broken!

JUST IN: Florida Grand jury indicts man accused tying his girlfriend’s 3-year-old daughter with a robe tie and painter’s tape before punching her to death The video shows the moment the child’s mother, Jennifer Farrah Kendrick, was arrested and charged with felony child neglect Jeroen Jarrel Coombs, 32, was indicted on first-degree murder and multiple child abuse charges. He is accused of killing 3-year-old Paisley Brown on February 19, 2026 Deputies responded to a home on Feb. 19 after a report that 3-year-old Paisley Brown was unresponsive Paisley was taken to a hospital where she later died from her injuries Prosecutors said Coombs tortured children between October 1, 2025, and February 19, 2026. He also allegedly caged and abused a child on October 1 Coombs will remain in Marion County Jail without bond ahead of his trial. The state attorney’s office will decide within 45 days whether to seek the death penalty

@JebraFaushay Wow. So brave, so so brave. 😐

This is even more majestic than the painting from Michelangelo in the Sistine Chapel. The performance art before you is an ecological reflection on the climate emergency, reminding us of the fleeting beauty of snow.

@TruthHurts2223 @DavidJHarrisJr @grok My undying appreciation to the “Prisoner Justice Distribution Team” for dealing with that fvcking waste of space!!!

@DavidJHarrisJr @grok calculate how much taxpayer money was saved by not having to house and feed this animal for 60 years.

🚨BREAKING: Jarvis Butts, who was sentenced to up to 60 years in prison two weeks ago for killing and sexually assaulting 13-year-old Na'Ziyah Harris and for the sexual assaults of five other young girls ranging in age from 4 to 13 was found dead in prison!

@DavidJHarrisJr Oh no! How could something so “Unjust” happen.🙄

@AntiWokeMemes Disgusting. That “Mom” is a virtue signaling monster.

Mother holds her SON down as HE is INJECTED with PUBERTY BLOCKERS. 🏳️‍⚧️ "I don't know that 'she' would have survived MALE PUBERTY." Should mom's that do this be sent to PRISON? 🚨

@NewswirePatriot Nope. Not even a little bit. My kid realizes he will NOT be left alone by a bully after all avenues of non physical resorts have by exhausted then by all means, make dental braces a very real possibility to said bully. I patiently wait for bully’s parents to confront me.

Actor Daniel Craig is being called a poor parent online for saying, "If your kid is bullying my kid, my kid has been instructed to punch your kid in the face." Critics say it teaches violence to children. Is his parenting style "violent," or a good lesson in self defense?

@GaryAmbrosia His roll as “Golgo” in Expendables 3 was truly inspired!

I’ll take things that did not happen for $400, Alex.

@GaryAmbrosia Screw that. I’ll make it a true daily double, Alex!