Captain Dickard
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@CaptDickard
Retired Haunt Actor, Gun Guy (wooba/goomba)
When Elon Musk took over Twitter he cut parental leave from 20 weeks to 14 days but please continue to tell us about his pro child beliefs you fucking moron.
Streamer Chud the Builder visibly reacted after a judge set his bond at $1.25 million in court. The 28-year-old, Dalton Eatherly, is facing an attempted murder charge after a shooting outside a Tennessee courthouse. Judge Reid Poland III said the high bond reflected “how many people were in the courtyard” and the seriousness of the felonies, with Eatherly now facing a possible 15 to 60-year sentence. 🎥: @WSMV
Managing all the 5 kids is a tremendous challenge. Asking someone to watch 4 children overnight is a massive ask and it's inconsiderate when they've got their own kids
Glitter dumpling squishy unboxing 😂😭
@planefag If someone punches you, youre legally allowed to stand your ground.
we ruined such a good thing
Mixtape is earnest, cringe, and totally misunderstood. In other words, this is the perfect teen video game. Our review: eurogamer.net/mixtape-review
I love that Valve’s Steam controller does the Wilhelm scream if you drop it 😂 what a fun little Easter egg
Ok, but the libs have been doing the "I want rural Appalachians to have good health insurance, too" thing for a long time
Mixtape is a Masterpiece!
RDR2 losing GOTY to God of War in 2018 is still the biggest robbery in gaming history.
This game will make you feel like a child. 😁 #XboxShare #Mixtape
