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If we ever value performance over joy, we will become great machines and poor human beings

@lynn130415 🆗

House Help Needed Urgently We are looking for a reliable and experienced house help for our parents in Abuja. Salary: ₦22,000 monthly Feeding: One meal per day Location: Abuja Working Hours: 8:00 AM – 6:30 PM (Monday – Saturday) Requirements: •Must be 35 years and above •Minimum of OND qualification •Must be patient and able to endure •Hardworking and diligent •Respectful and well-mannered If you meet the above requirements and are interested, kindly reach out.

@ultimate_kombo Scratch that!

Fun Fact: Diego Simeone has Never won at the Camp Nou 😁

@Demola_sodiq77 @raphnelson_abah Na him 😂

@CaptJargo @raphnelson_abah That nonsense GK

The worst player to play for man United in your opinion?? #MUFC 👊🏾🛑👹

@GraceOfYahweh @amaogueri @mide_io Ajèh

@CaptJargo @amaogueri @mide_io I tell you oo.

who can proudly tell me the name of this soap?😁

@GraceOfYahweh @amaogueri @mide_io N60 per Canoe bar soap as at '05.. Omoh, APC really did Naija dirty

@amaogueri @mide_io 😂😂 I don finish secondary school before canoe era, so you be small boy to me. This long one was never sold for N35. It was N60 first. Anyways, I meant the highest it got under pdp.

@unkonfined Let whoever is hating on you keep hating, when you eventually come to Nigeria 🇳🇬 we will rock to that beat with so much love that it'll extinguish all the hate! You're loved Brother 🙌🏽 @unkonfined

Yesterday, I announced that I made an afrobeats song for Nigeria. I got a lot of love. But I got some hate too and had to block some people. I’m just trying to show love to all the amazing Nigerian people who show love to me on a daily basis.

@ziecity The Laws of Human Nature 👌🏾

If you’re paid $10k to talk about 1 subject for two hours straight, what would you talk about ??

@Lemonbriz @Carra23 coming from the same twat that said @Casemiro should leave the football before the football leaves him? Same average CB during his playing days that spoke trash about @LisandrMartinez height before he even kicked a football for @ManUtd ? Fuck off dude!

🚨🎙️ Jamie Carragher on Harry Maguire’s contract extension "Listen, what on earth are Manchester United doing giving Harry Maguire a new contract at 33? Fair play, he's had a decent little run lately and shown some leadership, but this is disgraceful. I played over 700 games for Liverpool, knew when my legs had gone and it was time to call it – this lad's career has been up and down for years, and now he's becoming a real liability. Slow, questionable decision-making and football IQ, and at his age that pace isn't coming back. They're supposed to be rebuilding, yet they're tying themselves down to him for another year? Even with a pay cut, it's wasted wages on a player who should've been moved on. This isn't smart planning, it's pure sentimentality. Liverpool wouldn't touch it. Decent lad who's done bits, but this deal is absolute madness from United again. Disgraceful."

@Baresytunde1 @OneJoblessBoy @sowore Welcome Chief!

@CaptJargo @OneJoblessBoy @sowore Ok, thanks. I have done that I really appreciate you

"Na me still buy injection and drugs for myself inside that detention..." Lance Corporal Rotimi Olamilekan (Rtd) shares the story of his arrest and subsequent dismissal from the Nigerian Army over a viral social media post.

@W3Alpha_Kid Let's get the web3 started 😂 😂 😂

Idolo you told me it was web3 money you used to buy GLE I believed you and then begged you to teach me You said you'll collect 200k.. I told you I don't have that and still begged you You said I should bring 100k I begged you that it was my school fees money that remaining with me was 80k You said I should bring it that once you teach me I'll make nothing less than $8k I use one mind believe you and gave you the money I give you the money finish na airdrop link you send give me Idolo that was not our agreement oo, you said you'll sit down to teach me But anyways I use one mind farm the airdrop... I no later dey eligible, I come meet you You use me laugh in front of your friends say I no fit farm common airdrop. But na wetin you send give me i do oo You use me follow client talk wire transfer for 6 hours But na web3 you tell me say you dey do, wetin concern web3 concern wire transfer Idolo Idolo na my school fees money I give you oo I never pay school fees till now No forget say i do video for your house when you bin use 6 hours follow your cl talk wire transfer oo No forget say my uncle dey work for efcc oo Because you dey quick forget things No also forget say I save your snaps when you and your guys been dey smoke loud like wetin no good You get bright future oo But Kirikiri dey brighter Stay safe Idolo!

@Bishordun @EmmyPromise71 @HQNigerianArmy Proper gba!

@EmmyPromise71 @HQNigerianArmy You dey gba

AGAIN, All I can see here is a man who is in pain because he was dismissed over repeated indiscipline and violations of the Armed Forces Social Media Policy, like the @HQNigerianArmy has said earlier today. I'm not buying this for any reason. Why did he wait until he was dismissed before coming up with all this? Yes, our military welfare needs, as a matter of urgency, to improve based on what they are doing, and I have been saying this for God knows how long, but it’s coming from someone who broke the rules of his own profession and now wants to come online to start forming “speaking truth to power.” You cannot eat your cake and have it. You knew the rules, you violated them, and now you want to play victim in public to gain sympathy. If you truly cared about reform, you would have followed the proper channels while still in service, not wait until you were shown the door before suddenly remembering the system is bad. Let's learn how to do the right thing in the right way, please!!

@Baresytunde1 @OneJoblessBoy This is his handle @sowore You can send him a DM

@CaptJargo @OneJoblessBoy Pls how can I meet Sowore! In fact, I will be glad if his direct contact can be DM to me. For this country to be great again we must be ready to do everything it requires, together, as citizens!

@Danichels_11 Van-Nee-Sterl-Rooy 😂

Guess the player VERY HARD

@talkSPORT Even Lampard and Gerrard will tell you that Paul Scholes was the best amongst them

Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard and Paul Scholes are all Premier League icons, but who was the best? 🤔👀

@Kolade16493501 Done ✅

@Varticoo You just jinxed this shit.. Thank you 😂 😂 😂

Whatever you do, never lose against Manchester United

@Stephen_MUFCfan @Czooba Owen Hargreaves wasn't injury prone, his case was a recurrence of the same issue. Not many players in Football history with Tendonitis ever came back the same. So long as there is movement in the joints and knees, the player is always a game or two away from the treatment table!

@Czooba Phil Jones and Owen Hargreaves spring to mind.

Has Man United ever had any player with an injury record like Matthijs De Ligt?

@papshine_t Never try to fix what isn't broken.. Guy hold on to this your formula tight Na the end dey always justify the means, make the results just dey keep you afloat dey go.. E go solid for front my Guy

Lagos will humble you, no jokes. I was jobless for 4 months. Rent was close. Account balance was just there… like ₦200k. Then I saw a job asking for 2–3 years experience in something I barely knew. I said… we move. Crammed small things online, entered the interview with full confidence. Next thing… I got the job Now it’s 3 weeks in… Every day na survival mode. Google, YouTube, ChatGPT… na my real colleagues. The funny part? My boss is praising me 😂 At this point… I don’t even know if I’m faking it… or I’m actually getting good.

@Stocahastic @UpdateVille Guy pardon the science student in me 😁😁😁😁

@CaptJargo @UpdateVille Lmao, see where u carry matter go🤣🤣🤣

A young guy in the university hostel shared how he now soaks his rice and beans before cooking, just to save time and gas because of the economy. According to him, once it’s soaked, it takes just about 20 minutes to cook. Honestly, people are really going the extra mile to come up with smart ways to survive in this economy. 😪