Mark Kirchgasser

This. Is. Hysterical.

BREAKING: Victor Wembayama has become the first immigrant to be ejected from Minnesota

@PompeyOnSixers That this franchise, not unexpectedly, has a heart of cardboard. And that Daryl Morey is a fraud.

What was your biggest takeaway from the Sixers’ second-round performance?

@sixers 1 year of scheduled losses and 'load management' season ticket holders have paid full price for half-ass performance - ZERO issue with them selling tix to make their money back after being defrauded all year. Daryl Morey put the Knick fans in those seats @JohnKincade

@BR_OpenIce @TNTSportsUS Who the fuck is this homer Carolina lady calling this game

SVECH HAS HIS FIRST OF THE POSTSEASON AND THE CANES HAVE A 3-1 LEAD 👀

@elonmusk Yours too there cowboy…

Major problem

@MattyCord @RootsDelco @sixers Matt. Mature as ever. God bless.

After 28 years as the PA announcer for the @sixers I’m officially retiring at the end of the season. I’ve had the best seat in the house announcing for the best fans in the world. Thank you to the players and the 76ers organization. What a privilege it’s been.

Dad explaining women to his son who goes off to college next year 😭 twitter.com/DudespostingWs…

@EliotShorrParks Working for Spadaro officially??

Jalen Hurts being able to sit at a table with this group really is kind of the ultimate answer to any debate about how good he is

@NFL @JalenHurts @NFLPlus Wait....Hurts made the Pro Bowl? HOW?!?

NFC almost ran a Philly Special to @JalenHurts in the Pro Bowl 😂 Pro Bowl Games -- Tuesday 8pm ET on ESPN Stream on @NFLPlus and ESPN App

Laken Riley was a Nurse too. There were ZERO Democrats Protesting in the streets for her.

This is Jocelyn Nungaray She was assaulted and strangled to death in Texas by two illegal immigrants She was only 12. Her life mattered.

@PHLAirport once again demonstrating how brutally poor run a facility it is - ONE hour sitting in position waiting for de-icing. Screw schedules. Make sure the guy squirting a hose gets his break.

“I also want Kevin Patullo flipping burgers at like the local McDonalds”

@RapSheet @NFLGameDay @TomPelissero @MikeGarafolo Guard Lane Johnson? You mean HOF T Lane Johnson??

The Insiders on @NFLGameDay with @TomPelissero & @MikeGarafolo: Raheem Morris has 3 HC interviews, but could land in TV; Mike McDaniel will interview with the #Titans & #Browns for HC; Inside the #Giants search, plus there's real concern that #Eagles G Lane Johnson doesn’t play.

Asking the hard questions

@AdamSchefter Pew Pew

Kyler Murray showed love to his former head coach, Jonathan Gannon, whom Arizona let go Monday.

NYC Mayor Mamdani's Tenant Director, Cea Weaver: "We'll transition from treating property as an individual good to a collective good. Whites especially will be impacted."

@ScottAdamsSays @joelpollak Scott - a hot knife through butter when it came to your take(s) on the social morass that is liberal politics. Of course they had to shut you up. Continue with your great courage and may the peace of our Lord be with you

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@JimmyKempski Jimmy any shot Justin Tucker gets a look??

Game ball 🏈, three stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️, and snap count analysis 🧮: Week 16, Eagles at Commanders phillyvoice.com/game-ball-thre…