Captain Scottty

Monday. Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday. Friday. FRITTERday! #SunsOutFrittersOut #ItsTheAppleFritterOfMyEye #FritteringAwayMySaturday

“The Beer Fairy” is already knee deep into the gift of giving! #HaveBeerWillDeliver #BrewskisForTheCrewskis #KnockKnockGlugGlug

Dear @DeltaOptimist, how in the heck did I NOT make this list?! 1. I’m pretty sure I paid my taxes 2-3 years ago! 2. I regularly hand beers & smokes to our paper kid! 3. The Girl Guides clean up weekly with all my empties! #WhyMoreDoINeedToDo #ClearlyImOneOfDeltasFinest

Come on by! If you know the “special knock” there just might be an extra special treat for the adults (or shifty looking teenagers with bad moustaches)! #HappyHoppyHalloween #HappyHardBarHalloween #IThinkIHearTheCopsComing

Gourd on Gord crime! #PumpkinPatch2023 #MrPumpkinHead #MyFirstNameIsGordon

A belated birthday present for myself: CHEWCROCCAS! #ScottsNowHauteCouture #ChewcroccasWithNoSockas #CrocsAndShortsAllWinterLong

How can you tell someone went to @GunsNRoses last week but got their super early to see the full set by @AliceInChains AND got their setlist AND a pick from thee freakin’ Jerry Cantrell?! Bringo!!!

Birthday Starter Pack! #LovelyCards #LovelyWine #LovelyChunkOMeat

The “C” stands for baCon! #CaptainbaCon #HuggyBearsGotTheC #CanIStillEatThisC

One year ago today we lost our wonderful Granny Doreen. Not a day goes by that we don’t think about her & we all miss her dearly. This photo was from her 105th birthday in 2020 surrounded by those that loved her including grandkids & great grandkids. #WeMissYouGranny

🎤Experience Regina!🎤

Finally got the roommates to watch “The Goonies”. My job as a parent is now officially done. If anyone needs me, I’ll be at Bingo. #ProllyGonnaStartAParentingPodcast #TheGooniesFTW #OneEyedWillyIsMyHero

Somebody got themselves some new Star Wars threads & are now ready for the runways of Milan, New York, & Burquitlam! #MyBlueSteelNeedsSomeWork #BigUpsToBurquitlamFashionWeek #SashayShante

Area man kayaks towards Sturgeon Super Moon. Never gets there. #KayakingFacts #SuperMoonsAreCool #BeautifulBC

We brought the @cfoxvan “Chuckle Hut” to English Bay to “host” the @CelebOfLight! Where’s the swear jar?! #DaFireworks #DoWeGetMondayOff #300000OfMyClosestFriends

This is our landline we bought in 2015. I recorded this Greeting back then (I have no recollection doing so). It’s never been changed even though my lady friend keeps asking me to. Now I know why. #ThisIsWhatIBringToTheRelationship #PhoneHumourIsSoHotRightNow #DaddyWhatsALandline

Team Scott @ The World Paddleboard Championships in Tofino (some of this statement is true). #CurrentlyStandingInLastPlace #LifesAMackenzieBeach #wasSUP

My nephew eclipsing my high school football achievements by about 12005%. Way to go Morgie!

Puttin’ the “hot” into “Hot Dog Beach Leg Brag Summer Vacation” photo thingy! #IfYouGotItCoverItInSunscreenNSand #HotDogLegsAreSoHawtRightNow #ImAtTheBeach

FREE ADVICE: The next time you’re about to be interviewed on the news (and/or featured on Crimestoppers) you may want to shave/shower/comb/cut/hide your hair beforehand! Just sayin’. #FreeMediaTrainingFromMe #BadHairAndTheySpellYerNameWrong #NoFaceForRadioJokesPlease