
Dear @DeltaOptimist, how in the heck did I NOT make this list?!
1. I’m pretty sure I paid my taxes 2-3 years ago!
2. I regularly hand beers & smokes to our paper kid!
3. The Girl Guides clean up weekly with all my empties!
#WhyMoreDoINeedToDo
#ClearlyImOneOfDeltasFinest

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