Captain Cape
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Captain Cape
@CaptainCape
97.6% socially adjusted geek (him/he). https://t.co/nCkHL8ezCF if things go south.
Katılım Ekim 2010
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I never knew LLM actually stood for”Lies, Lies Mum!”
Jordan Raskopoulos@JordanRasko
“Pepsichup is a delicious beverage that combines the sweet taste of Pepsi with the tangy flavour of ketchup. It is most definitely not Pepsi mixed with ketchup, that is disgusting”
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@InsertMontage Hard same. Feels like a live action Love, Death & Robots rather than Black Mirror.
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“And they were both so very proud when their half-blood child was accepted to Hogwarts.”
Claire Hanna@ClaireHanna
Glad to have Keir Starmer in South Belfast today, at QUB this morning. I discussed his speech, particularly the interventions on legacy and protocol, on Talkback after (from 4 mins here) bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…
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Dog Day 14. He has discovered our slippers. All is lost.
Captain Cape@CaptainCape
Dog Day 10. We have reached an understanding: “At any moment, and with any intention, I wish to go outside. Whether this is to toilet or to eat leaves, I care not.”
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The race for the Xmas #1 ends at midnight tonight!
Any mixes you buy before then will help in the battle against Ladbaby
The download links are at theconservatives.info
Please share, we'll stop going on about this very soon!
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