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Jeff Michael

@CaptainDecoy

Never forget that the first and clearest example of common sense is that the earth is flat and the sky revolves around it.

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Jeff Michael@CaptainDecoy·
“Music was originally discreet, seamless, simple, masculine, and of good morals. Have not the moderns rendered it lascivious beyond measure?” — Jacobus of Liége, ca. 1300
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Michael Cohen@MichaelCohen212·
While #Fauci may escape criminal accountability due to the @JoeBiden pardon, he is not immune from civil litigation…
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Jeff Michael@CaptainDecoy·
Decided to check out Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song. I’m two minutes in and oh shit, am I on a watchlist now?
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Jeff Michael@CaptainDecoy·
Hey @RoFlo, don’t worry about missing the last 15 minutes of a movie. That happened to me with The Sixth Sense. And after he helped the ghost kid who needs to see Bruce Willis’s character go home and work on his marriage, right? @markdero7 @LaurenShehadi #mlbcentral
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Jeff Michael@CaptainDecoy·
@LGRed @MLBNetwork Are you retiring from the public facing life? Either way I wish y’all the best in everything. And I will always remember that you threw the best first pitch I ever saw!
Jeff Michael@CaptainDecoy

@LGRed You deserved a rendition of this! (Also I will again say as I always do that that super heroic leg kick was followed by a perfect strike from the mound.)

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Lauren Gardner
Lauren Gardner@LGRed·
@CaptainDecoy @MLBNetwork Thank you Jeff! So tough to leave this amazing family but it was time for my husband and I to head back to Colorado for this next chapter. Loved my time at the Networks and will forever be grateful for them.
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Jeff Michael@CaptainDecoy·
WHOA NOW! Did I hear on the Apple TV NYY-PHL broadcast that @MLBNetwork let @LGRed slip away from them? That’s just…wrong. Hard to picture MLB Network without the occasional brilliant flash of red!
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Jeff Michael@CaptainDecoy·
…the sentencing, etc. The whole process is bulletproof. Just blowing up a boat and saying “yep, they had drugs” is megadumb. Even if you’re right, you undercut your own point. Stupid as hell. And as such, completely on brand for Trump Inc.
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Jeff Michael@CaptainDecoy·
What I’ll never understand is how patently stupid the whole thing is. You don’t blow up drug smugglers. You arrest them! You get the perp march, the Coast Guard guys get pictures next to bundles of cocaine they can send to their buds, you can interrogate them, there’s the trial…
Adam Isacson@adam_wola

This report was a huge team effort and one of the best things I've written. Big props to my co-author @John_WOLA. Huge thanks to WOLA's comms team—just look at that well-crafted PDF. Thanks to management for greenlighting a broad, 360º analysis. Read it: wola.org/analysis/killi…

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Between technologizing away jobs and pushing money that’s not worth anything, somehow the 21st century has become a rerun of the 20th. We’re all striking coal miners minus the striking. So far.
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