Captain Marvel

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Captain Marvel

Captain Marvel

@CaptainMarvelOA

Katılım Ocak 2023
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kie 🇺🇸🇳🇬
kie 🇺🇸🇳🇬@mr_chiboi·
This doesn’t sound like a sex problem, it sounds like a disconnect. Pride is keeping you silent, and silence is building resentment on both sides. At some point, someone has to drop the ego and have an honest conversation, not about sex, but about feeling wanted, seen, and connected again.
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N.M.A
N.M.A@peculiarchichii·
My wife says sex isn’t everything. Every night she scrolls TikTok for 4 hours. I'm horny 24/7 but I'm too proud to beg. Now I resent her, and she resents me for resenting her. We both sleep on the opposite sides of the bed. I feel very miserable.
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BeKnighted
BeKnighted@BeKnightedSir·
@TheXMatriarch This is an apparently controversial view. I thought that the marriage was consent, basically. Keep in mind that whole wife worship attitude I was talking about, but doesn't a man more or less have his pleasure with his wife?
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Attraction Matriarch @TheXMatriarch
A husband wanting to be desired by his wife is not a luxury request. It is one of the most normal expectations in marriage.
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𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟™
Watching these greats get older and slowly leave us is sad and inevitable, but I have lots of great memories with them growing up.
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Food Pleaser
Food Pleaser@FoodPleaser·
Does anyone actually think coleslaw tastes good?
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Firearm Fury
Firearm Fury@FirearmFury·
What’s the gun you bought because of a movie/video game?
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Captain Marvel
Captain Marvel@CaptainMarvelOA·
@blckriflecoffee Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of saying that sometimes corn just needs to lie the fuck down.
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Black Rifle Coffee
Black Rifle Coffee@blckriflecoffee·
Let’s see some Chuck Norris jokes. Let’s honor the greatest Delta Force Commander of all time.
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Captain Marvel
Captain Marvel@CaptainMarvelOA·
@TexasTamieK I just drove to LA, Sacramento and then to Reno and back to St. Louis. I had to clean the bugs off of my windshield three times.
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TexasTamie
TexasTamie@TexasTamieK·
It was common practice in the 1970’s, 80’s and even the early 90’s to wash your windshield when you stopped for gas every week. Bugs galore covered the windshield and front grill on your vehicle. That’s not the case anymore. It’s like the bugs have simply disappeared. No bees, no gnats, no flys or moths. Our skies are being poisoned and killing off the insects. When was the last time you saw snail trails going across the concrete walkway after a heavy rain? When was the last time you saw earthworms wiggling across your driveway after a nice rainstorm? Our skies are being poisoned and contaminating the earths soil and killing them. Eczema and psoriasis are also becoming the norm.
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Dr. Clown, PhD
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
> Be Chuck Norris > Young kid from Oklahoma > Learns martial arts > Keeps pushing > Becomes a world champion > Starts acting > Slowly builds a career > Not the loudest guy > Not the flashiest > Just consistent > Lands Walker, Texas Ranger > Becomes a household name > Everyone respects him > Internet turns him into a legend > Chuck Norris facts everywhere > Whole world in on the joke > He embraces it > Stays humble > Family man > Gives back > Inspires millions > Becomes bigger than just an actor > Becomes a symbol of strength and discipline > Leaves a legacy people smile about > Legend forever The legacy lives on 🙏
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Frank Goodman
Frank Goodman@MASKEDMANIACXXX·
What is Your Favorite CHUCK NORRIS Movie/TV Show?
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Captain Marvel
Captain Marvel@CaptainMarvelOA·
@miles_commodore Before the War of Northern Aggression, it was common to refer to everyone as "Irish American" or "French American". After the war ended, the practice fell out of favor and everyone was just "American".
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Miles Commodore
Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
Why am I referenced as an African-American? I hate that! My ancestors go back well over 200 years in this country. That's much longer than most other Americans. Do we call them British or Irish Americans? The term is dumb and I'm not a fan of it. I’m American!
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Captain Marvel
Captain Marvel@CaptainMarvelOA·
@lizzkelly7 I would finish my drink and leave the bar with him like an old friend.
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Lissa♥️♥️
Lissa♥️♥️@lizzkelly7·
What if death sat beside you, sharing your favorite drink, and quietly whispered: “You’ve done enough. Finish your glass-it’s time to go.” What would you say?
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
When you think of old school wrestlers Name the first wrestler you think of
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Tommy Alderman (GeauxTigers!)
Chuck Norris finally found a foe he couldn't whip. Dead at 86. What a legend. So many wonderful memes. PSA: You can't beat death either. It's coming for you. I beg you to trust the One Who defeated death: Turn to Christ, and live.
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GregD
GregD@GregsonDarren·
Chuck Norris passed away? not true, he believed in Jesus, the resurrection and the life, he is merely absent from the body, present with the Lord.
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Lᵘⁱᔕ
Lᵘⁱᔕ@chucho_cuerero·
Hay reunión de leyendas.
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