ThePolishSensation 🇵🇱🇺🇦

@TheBearFX was ruined by Claire

Hey @Target , what's going on with your own brand? The packaging wasn't damaged, but here's your own seltzer brand

@KellyClarksonTV is a fat dumb trumper

It's only a Tap Takeover if it's from 2016, otherwise it's just a Sparkling Sales Rep Gathering

chodźmy, Polska!

I need forced birthers to get on one long flight with a screaming infant and maybe they'll change their mind

@MarkMaddenX We finally agree on something!

Jason Kelce = dork.

@jagoffbrewer It's really bad. It's so bad, it gave me covid. There's cheez whiz under the American slices...

I've never had it but I find it hard to believe anything with American Cheese is bad. My blood type is American Cheese.

May you start your 2024 with the spirit and free spiritedness of @bravoandy , but the professionalism and restraint and of @andersoncooper

@Adef187 We work hard. We play hard.

@PintsandPanels Julius, no question

@qrsupport how do I properly deal with a family with a screaming child on a 12 hour flight? Do I aks the flight attendant or approach myself? This is absolutely insufferable

Somebody tell @prattprattpratt that this is the way. Instead of being a religious asshole

I was eagerly awaiting which holiday thing the religious right was going to cry about this year, and I'm delighted to say it's this *fabulous* nutcracker #slay #yasssified

@MxcPherson @tomsegura Hes "the poors" @tomsegura warned us about

@tomsegura I dont think he has enough money for that

I stand with that man 💯

@Sheldon1321 @tomsegura Well he's part of "the poors" @tomsegura was warning us about

@tomsegura Yeah because any of McDonald's coffee are so distinct with all the amazing flavors. There is caramel shit and vanilla shit

Straight. Class.

@dariennelake rewatching your original season and I've gotta say...I just love ya ♥️

@moarhops #vintage

@CaptainPoland5 I don't think so, that was like 2015-2016 Barleywine, right? This is all 2013 aside from a few.

Of all the incredibly stupid things in this building, Mt. Oxidation might take the cake. You want an 8 year old Brooklyn Lager? I got you. 2 gallon keg of a 10 year old pale ale? Say less.