Captain Ted & crew

@WfldPeregrines They have grown so quickly - great parents!

So grateful to Craig Smith of L&G engineering who welded broken cog. Thank you for your great kindness. Sadly derailleur also needs replacing now

@CampievanBears Betty: 'We are watching too!'.

#bbceurovision Bears, Caterpillars and Christmas trees watching. sB Bear in red has watched since 2001 he is 26 now. #Furryvision

I need help My Giant explore 1 Timmeee bike has a broken central cog I’m in Shetland Can anyone help?

Wakefield's nestbox faces east, so it catches the early morning sun.

@Emergency_Teds Captain Ted: 'Goodness me!'

Randy Stover Jnr "Come on guys! Let's see those moves!" #BUMS0526

@CarneyPurr67561 @CatmanderBiden Captain Ted: 'Is that the Royal Canadian Moggy Police?'.

@CatmanderBiden When you go outside, does the Secret Service put a GPS collar on you? The RCMP does with me. 😸🇨🇦

Once upon a time it was a fake Missile Gap with the USSR. Now it's a fake Ballroom Gap with China. Wake me up when there's a fake Catio Gap.

I see that the chicks can now shuffle around on their heels. The next milestone to watch for is when they become able to lift their bodyweight and stand on their feet.

@BearemyTed Betty: 'Ooh, he's so masterful!'

Here at Downing Street there's a lot of pressure on me to consider taking a safe seat and standing for PM. I'm certainly squeaky clean, but I am concerned that @Number10cat and I might have issues.

@KnoydartTearoom Absolutely gorgeous!

Last one from today’s visit from the paddle steamer Waverley.

Isn’t she a beauty. PsWaverley. #paddlesteamer

There once was a difficult coo, who wouldn't go to sea with a crew. They pushed and they pulled, but the coo wouldn't be fooled, it just stood there and let out a moo. #NationalLimerickDay

The male with his brood.

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@davidjbrodie Nice!

PAPS!

Gunnery Sergeant Randle Stover "Cadets! Discharge the coach!" #BUMS0526

Ransome's cat Podge may have been the model for Sinbad In 'We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea'. Arthur and Evgenia had more than one cat.

Last summer a rogue Oystercatcher on Barra developed a strange infatuation with cars, especially those in Oystercatcher colours. Got back to our car today to find it's up to its old tricks again...

@Emergency_Teds Captain Ted: 'My hooman assures me that there really is a USS Growler. It's a 1950s submarine based in the Intrepid Museum, New York!'.

Gunnery Sergeant Randle Stover "I'm doing my final preparations aboard HMS Growler ahead of bootcamp!" #BUMS0526