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Captain Trips

@CaptainTrips519

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Calgary, Alberta Katılım Temmuz 2015
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Lexxi
Lexxi@lexxisfuzzbox·
Dating apps aren’t working anymore, time to look confused in a Guitar Center
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Captain Trips
Captain Trips@CaptainTrips519·
@notcee_fan As an atheist I look for ID and make every effort to return it to its rightful owner
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кєνín
кєνín@notcee_fan·
As a child of god what's your next move?
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William Shatner
William Shatner@WilliamShatner·
At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝 I’ve learned two things: Never waste a good cigar. Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻
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Captain Trips
Captain Trips@CaptainTrips519·
@_zabiiii I would probably give the tickets to a couple of Swifties who would appreciate it more than me.
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Dr.Zohaib Malik
Dr.Zohaib Malik@_zabiiii·
Be Honest If someone gave you front row tickets to a Taylor Swift concert. Would you go?🤔
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Lissa♥️♥️
Lissa♥️♥️@lizzkelly7·
What if death sat beside you, sharing your favorite drink, and quietly whispered: “You’ve done enough. Finish your glass-it’s time to go.” What would you say?
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Elma@oelma__·
Three words..
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Jeff Whitmire
Jeff Whitmire@JeffWhitmire1·
Eihi Shiina gives the option to autograph in Kanji or English. This was an easy call for me!
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Tokyo
Tokyo@otokyo__·
single men's over 30 — Honest question. Could you travel alone for a week with no friends, no partner, just you?
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Jeff Whitmire
Jeff Whitmire@JeffWhitmire1·
Ghostface in an elevator? It must be Creature Feature Weekend!
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Elma
Elma@oelma__·
But are you floppy disk old..
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Michael McKean
Michael McKean@MJMcKean·
Yes, we dress like this for every anniversary, not just our twenty seventh. Barry opts for nudity, predictably enough.
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Pastor Alex
Pastor Alex@PastorAlexLove·
Atheists, if JESUS is not real then please explain how this water is BOILING without any heat source.
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