Stephen McGee

@stephen07526117 @hottiebillion Dude, nice name

@hottiebillion Someone may have been blasting "Bicycle Built for Two" on their gramophone in 1898.

Zero. Bills: 0 Bengals: 0 KSU: 0 MU: 0 I’m a huge fan of all of these teams. I hate my life.

It’s been too long since KC had a DeJesus

Man credits Giants kicker Younghoe Koo for saving his life after the kicker botched a field goal attempt against the New England Patriots. Mark Toothaker of Lexington, Kentucky, says he believes Koo saved his life. Toothaker says the wiff from Koo made him laugh so hard that he had a seizure. "I’ve never felt anything like this in my life. I felt like I got electrocuted," he said. Toothaker was then rushed from his home to the hospital. Following a CT scan, Toothaker says a "tennis-ball-sized tumor" was found on the side of his brain. The tumor was surgically removed, and Toothaker has no long-term damage, according to the AP. “[Koo] saved my life because it could’ve happened any other time. I wholeheartedly believe I was in the right spot at the right time, and he was the trigger for that happening. It was a miracle," he told the AP. "As tough as that thing was, as violent as that seizure was, I have no memory of it and I would find it hard to believe that I wouldn’t have hurt somebody or hurt myself if I would’ve been behind a wheel." Wild.

Yeah dude the moon just so happens to spin at the exact rate so that it looks perfectly stationary to us – and then also it’s exactly 400 times smaller than the sun but the sun is 400 times further away by chance so that eclipses match up perfectly

Kyle Isbel on the left. Shohei Ohtani on the Right. Isbel: Ohtani: .571 BA. .167 BA 1.000 SLG. .167 SLG 8 H. 3 H 2 HR. 0 HR 4 RBI. 0 RBI

@Art_of_Combat_ @PolitlcsGlobal @lemondefr No it’s not

@PolitlcsGlobal @lemondefr Good pace from him though

🚨🇫🇷 NEW: The location of the French aircraft carrier, FS Charles de Gaulle, has been given away by a sailor using Strava whilst jogging on the ship deck [@lemondefr]

@ChiefsCore No Nazeeh Johnson extension 😀😀

The Chiefs have: - Signed RB Kenneth Walker III - Signed S Alohi Gilman - Signed DT Khyiris Tonga - Re-Signed TE Travis Kelce - Re-Signed WR Tyquan Thornton - Re-Signed WR Nikko Remigio - Re-Signed LS James Winchester - Re-Signed P Matt Araiza - Traded CB Trent McDuffie - Lost CB Jaylen Watson - Lost LB Leo Chenal - Lost RB Isiah Pacheco - Lost S Bryan Cook

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@CFBHome Urban Meyer National Championships : 3 Players arrested for murder : 3

Getting bombed doesn’t feel so good does it

@MLBONFOX This is anti-Semitic

Israel has been eliminated from WBC title contention after their loss to the Dominican Republic.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I need to go to bed but @PatrickMahomes did I cook with this one?

NFL Street (2004)

The Kansas City Chiefs won their first of four Super Bowls on this day in history 1/11/1970. #Chiefs 23 #Vikings 7 Len Dawson | Super Bowl MVP #ChiefsKingdom

We have completed an interview with Matt Nagy for our head coach position.

Carol of the doinks 🎄