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@HottyToddyNews The Little Hobbit Coach is speaking : I need a Raki with a splash of prune juice shaken not stirred with a slice of Noni fruit on the side in a fruit jar with a side order fried frog 🐸 .

Ole Miss is still in the mix for one of Mississippi’s top playmakers. A Top-100 receiver cut his list to seven schools and has an official visit to Oxford coming soon. hottytoddy.com/2026/03/12/ole…

@RossDellenger @On3 This would allow Old Mississippi & the Little Hobbit Coach to go totally OUTLAW

An SEC president says the conference might be forced to “go our own way.” During key meetings in Nashville this week, the league’s executives are set to hold that discussion. More in our weekly sports biz column for @On3 - bit.ly/4syle8W

@clarionledger Oh , No - Trinidad Chambliss is going to sue the NCAA over a video game promotion. This will go on for years .

Ole Miss QB Trinidad Chambliss claims NCAA cost him video game cover, seeks damages clarionledger.com/story/sports/c…

@Vern_Funquist The John Cohen syndrome has infected Auburn University.

“Do you think people should earn jobs based on merit and not their last name?” Steven Pearl:

@jacobdaviscfb Round Ball 🏀 is not a sport in Mississippi . It is a sand lot game.

The state of Mississippi had a miserable season of college basketball. Whew. Ole Miss: 12-19 Miss State: 13-19 Southern Miss: 19-16 Jackson St: 12-20 Alcorn St: 9-23 Miss Valley St: 3-29

@DanWolken Bruce Pearl & John Cohen make up the Auburn Dream Team !

Very normal

@RossKneeDeep The Country cannot stomach 3 more years of chaos.

Can America take three more years of this?

@Vern_Funquist Where is Jeff Lebby ??????

The guy at No. 5 is 5-2 against everyone on this list Sark is 0-5 against Kirby and DeBoer alone. What are we talking about?

@CalltoActivism The entire Trump family has mental problems.

GIMME A BREAK: Melania Trump describes herself as a “visionary.” “As a visionary, I know success is not born overnight. Often alone at the top, I follow my passion, listen to my instinct, and always maintain laser focus.” She is as big a moron as he is.

@em_Lazzy She has no credentials. Donald Trump is pulling his best Joe Biden impersonation. Trump is cooked.

Someone explain to me like I'm stupid. Why In the middle of the war with Iran, Donald Trump just nominated Erika Kirk to be an advisor to the United States Air Force. Tell me her credentials. Tell me why she is the right person for this?

@ht_recruiting Does Chis Beard have a thing for the Little Hobbit Coach ? That might explain the whole thing……

DEATH. TAXES. CHRIS BEARD IN MARCH.

@Dogbusdriver He was an amazing man & pitcher.

Show that to today’s agents

@NickyPerkss Daddy Pearl really dealt Auburn a BAD HAND in his son STEVEN PEARL. This is what you call F - ing somebody.

Never seen a coach actually suck all the energy out of a room before, fascinating to watch really

@Mofoman360 Queen Elizabeth was a good woman & Queen, but she was human & having children & raising them is a 50/50 proposition at best. Do not blame her, everyone is ultimately responsible for themselves.

Do you miss Queen Elizabeth II and do you think she was the best EVER monarch

@clarionledger I am not a Basketball 🏀 Coach, but Chris Jans needs more than 1 player that can shoot a basketball 🏀 & score.

What Chris Jans must change after Mississippi State's worst season in 11 years clarionledger.com/story/sports/c…

@Kesthecollie We here on the Alabama Gulf Coast had violent thunderstorms last night & Jubal Early’s mom mom had to cover him with a blanket .

Evening walkies is cancelled due to appalling weather. I’ve only had two walkies today 😭