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@MartinSLewis I'm a Barclays customer - I didn't see accounts or transactions, but I did receive a Notification of an overnight balance far more than I actually have (about £5,000 more).

Lloyd's, Halifax and bank of Scotland "seeing others transactions in my app" news here... moneysavingexpert.com/news/2026/03/l… we'll update the story through the day as we learn more.

@JohnHanzl @TerribleMaps The urban myth in London some 30-years ago, was 7 times.

@TerribleMaps You know - I’ve wondered what the odds were that the glass of water I’m drinking has passed through the bowels of some other human at some point in time. I think it’s pretty high odds that I’m drinking ass water…

Yeah, and 65 million years ago it was being expelled from the lower digestive tract of a dinosaur

@Baddiel @guardian @Channel4 It's not often that Twitter presents me with synergy, but when it does...

Thanks @guardian! #cats 8pm @Channel4

I so rarely post here, but when I do...

...and as if by magic, they're showing again. I shall try to finish the order for tomorrow now.

@Tesco I've gone onto your (Android) app, to finish off my delivery order for tomorrow, and all my future deliveries - including tomorrow's - have vanished.

@heartshapedoll >.< and my first thoughts were "ooo moist". I apologise.

wearing my ski suit to the dump as i’m emptying huge bags of thistles into a skip and don’t want to get prickled is a look 👀

@Sandford_Police Here you are - 2 newts.

Anyone got any Friday feeling to share?

@Gen_Kitchen_MP At this point, it's no longer a road surface - it's a collection of failed past patches, interspersed with potholes. As much as a pain in the bum that it'll be, Boundary Avenue needs to be completely and properly resurfaced.

The state of the road on Boundary Avenue in Rushden is not acceptable. My office were told by the council that repairs would begin on February 6th but several people people have told us this hasn't happened. We will be contacting them again today to find out if this is the case and when the repairs will be done.

@fesshole I'm notorious for (attempting to) type properly on any message - SMS, WhatsApp, Private Message. In my head, it's demonstrating that the recipient is worth the effort.

I insist on using a full stop at the end of sentences when I send text messages. Apparently, my junior employees hate this and our HR liaison had a word about it. It's not that I don't care but I've been writing for 47 years now. Changing that muscle memory is hard.

@heartshapedoll Interesting idea for a draft excluder...

about to do this

@The_Ambassador_ Number 11 has remarkably aerodynamic testicles (I suspect my autism is showing a little there, much like his testicles).

It's Christmas Eve Eve!!

@RBoldan @RAF_Cosford @RAF_Luton I believe a Canberra flew in through an open window and took the picture.

@RAF_Cosford @RAF_Luton Has that plane taken a selfie?

On air show business today. Where do you think we are?

@The_Ambassador_ "Coercive Control"

What's that thing called where you constantly belittle your partner to grind them down and make them look like a cunt to/in front of others? I cannot for the life of me think what the word/phrase is and it's driving me mad

@heartshapedoll ...end up being messy. But the one thing that's a waste of time is thinking about the upset itself. Like a bad stomach, it will pass by itself. Gawd, I sound like a shaolin monk. Hope it passes soon. Love your fashion and humour. Happy you day.

@heartshapedoll The best analogy I know to describe & explain is - you have a badly upset stomach. Gas, pain, the works. While you can spend some time thinking about "how" it happened, you're best spending the time dealing/preparing for the impact. It'll hurt, it will be smelly and it may...

sometimes things just build up inside you don’t they, by stealth, without you even realising it. just went into my bedroom & cried & cried & cried until i couldn’t catch my breath, then cried again. i’m so angry and full of rage. at the same time i just want peace & to let go

@notaguru3 My first car lease ends in Feb'25 - is there any advantage to staying with the same Lease Company (Arval, as it happens), or is it like Gas/Electric suppliers and just shop for cheapest deal?

@RevRichardColes @BallymaloeCS Again, it's the back-story as to 'why' such a sign is needed... ...does Doreen leap across the counter, rugby-tackling to the floor anyone who dares to take the floral?

@The_Ambassador_ I am 8-months older than my niece, who might have been brought up as my sister, which is all very EastEnders.

I have a half brother who is 7 months younger than me hahahah go Dad!

@rainbowlollies "Nice boat. It would be a shame if someone pecked off the prop, bit holes in the side and crapped all over the deck... "

If there was ever any doubt that I’d made the right decision buying a new boat, the swans knocking for their breakfast is proof that I’ve done the right thing