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@luality ma'am, you are positively feral.

how some things on the internet make me feel

Changes in fashion and dance over the years⭐️⭐️⭐️

@ClaireMax My hands look the same, just thick and strong because my hands are relatively small. Just good grip strength is all.

Ok people are being weird about this. My hands are just kind of fat. they’re thick and beefy. my girlfriend isn’t complaining. Also yes my left hand is deformed due to an injury. I have some pretty funky scars.

@Pilnok I was looking for a creepy face in the background or some embarrassing item. This is just a dating profile of someone older...

@Pilnok Not tall, but I too have Miata. They are good cars and you have all the headroom the sky gives you.

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Native/Indigenous Films and Shows starring, ran, and written by Natives that you can watch instead 🧵

@johnhawkinsrwn @RBReich All that shoe polish must be getting to your head, bootlicker. The hardworking American people would be fucked over even harder if we lost the NLRB.

Amazon and Space X are fighting in court to have the NLRB declared unconstitutional. This means the two richest men on earth want to dismantle the agency that holds them accountable for union busting. Nothing terrifies them more than worker power.

@Pilnok Legitimately didn't even see this as a quote tweet and assumed you moved just a few of your more tropical plants to your bathroom.

@Pilnok He's billed 6 inches shorter, so maybe that's it???

@Pilnok That is 100% what 355 lbs of lineman looks like. An absolute unit.

tfw you realize you accidentally said the quiet part extremely loud

@Pilnok Snorlax but muscular.

@SnazzyLabs I really should just bite the bullet and get a good robot vacuum. It'd just be that little bit of extra help while taking care of my house.

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@suuuoppp You see, you've made the simple mistake of not being rich, silly goose.

Oh so when Mercedes does it it’s cool. But when I DO this going down the freeway in the rain I’m a “hazard” and my insurance goes up?!?!

“We had a GOOD thing. We had movies that went to theaters. We had tv shows on networks that generated advertising. we had physical media. then we’d license it all to Netflix, which EVERYONE had, and we’d make MONEY. But your PRIDE. And your EGO…”

Do racist white people take a class on this? EVERY TIME a Black person expresses a correct point, they attack grammar. “Sounding white” is not a measure of intelligence. I’ve listened to countless people with white grammar say absolutely stupid things these past 3 years.

Lol wow

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THIS THIS THIS!! It’s very simple!!