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Yet another cycling skill that has been lost over the years.
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⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑
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@CarHelmets
Unapologetic safety vigilante/random cat appreciator. Fun fact: You're more likely to die from not riding a bicycle at all than from riding one sans helmet.
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@KOINNews "Real men ride the MAX"
Also:
"AMAGAD SOMETHING TOUCHED ME I'VE BEEN LITERALLY MURDERED!"
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"They could have avoided running into me,” Gonzalez said about the incident. “I felt like it was really important to speak up about it.”
trib.al/a6CLu2v
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@CoachBalto This is very true. I've personally witnessed drivers on multiple occasions swerve into an occupied bike lane to avoid a deadly death dangerous bit of fast-food trash.
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@CarHelmets Getting people to drive slow is actually very easy. Put things in the road. They will slow down.
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My neighbor just accidentally made it so cut-through drivers can no longer go twice the posted speed limit in our neighborhood.
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"Nearly half of all Portland drivers are driving vehicles with expired plates".
This is my super shocked face.
KOIN News@KOINNews
If you’ve been driving around with expired license plate tags there could be a ticket in your not-too-distant future. trib.al/JaxjsMM
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It's ok, they have their "driving like a slightly concussed toddler" flashers on.
The Biking Lawyer (Dave Shellnutt)@TheBikingLawyer
We get it, infrastructure varying from place to place can be confusing…That said, perhaps it’s time municipalities look into more automated enforcement mechanisms and citizen reporting that actually results in penalties (and not inequity). #BikeTO
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Rookie move. Everyone knows you're only allowed to drive exactly like someone suffering from alcohol poisoning if you're verifiably sober or have access to a "medical event" get-out-of-jail-free card.
Demolish Southeast Boulevard@DemolishSEblvd
I did something different today. After this car blow through a stop sign by the Brig, nearly hit me, and then this stop light, I called 911 and reported a possible drunk driver. Gave them the details, and then got a call back ~15 minutes later. They were arrested for a DUI.
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I've tried to remain as apolitical and 'on-brand' as possible with this account over the years but there is just too much potentially horrible shit qued up this year that it has become impossible to remain passive.
An idiot wants to run my city and another my country.
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@fox12oregon Legit autonomous vehicle attack or just another implied one?
#DriverNotCar #HumanAgency #YouSuckAtJournalism
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@CommissionerRG @trimet We've all seen the @trimet video. Someone barely brushes against you on the MAX while finding their seat and you act like it's Jeremy Christian coming for your throat.
Pathetic and embarrassing.
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@steubens7 A friend of mine is good at hitting drivers who speed through his neighborhood with soccer balls. He's currently perfecting an automated radar-tracking launch system, as he's a busy person and doesn't have time to throw soccer balls at every driver that endangers his children.
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@CarHelmets always wanted to make a thing that'd spray water at anything going too fast, when a stream from a hose hits your roof it's pretty distinct
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"I need a gratuitously oversized SUV to protect my children from all the other parents who've purchased gratuitously oversized SUVs to protect their children".
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From a legal standpoint, how long are you allowed to store a huge pile of traffic-calming yard bark on a public street in Portland? Cuz this shit is working so good I don't want it to stop.
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And make sure to wear #HiVis so emergency responders can locate your negligently mangled corpse in a timely fashion.
DoorZone@D00RZ0NE
Remember to make eye contact with drivers. And we should make sure e-bikes have license plates
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Every in-the-way automobile is a reminder as to the absolute anathema cars are to a properly functioning society.
#JustSayNo #CarCULTure
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@shanedkavanaugh People have had their throats slit on the MAX and this guy is clutching his pearls this hard over someone brushing against him while finding their seat?
FUCK. THIS. CLOWN.
@CommissionerRG
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News:
Portland Commissioner Rene Gonzalez says he faced ‘deliberate, unwanted physical contact’ aboard a MAX train. Here’s what TriMet video shows
oregonlive.com/politics/2024/…
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