Carson Bryan

When people ask me how I got the girl of my dreams:

The only way to break the cycle is to actually vote #LIbertarian! Come on, do it. You'll feel better. 🤠 #Election2024

Every election, we watch American voters fall into the same cycle, choosing the ‘lesser of two evils’—only to fall again. This year let’s break free from the illusion of limited choices. #FreeAndEqual #BreakTheCycle

Is your vote wasted on principles? No! I believe in a choice that counts. Stand for real, meaningful change with a third-party vote. #votegold #chaseyourdreams

Respect to Rhianna for performing in a Super Smash Bros stage

Congrats to @RGIII This broadcast is amazing

RGIII running out of the broadcast bc his wife went into labor is TV gold

The Scandal Rocking the Chess World wsj.com/articles/the-s…

Tomorrow I am going to just get up in front of my class and say “lecture”.

@GothamChess Would you please add me on chess.com at your convenience. I have written several business inquiries to you but it seems impossible to reach you.

This is a fun concept for chess, sure. But its a magnificent concept for going out with the boys😆 One bad move next time…🕺🏻☠️ @AskildB @DavidHowellGM

@GothamChess been a fan for several years, love your content. Do you have any sponsorship opportunities available?

So we getting a Magnus x Hikaru deathmatch now or what?

We have paid a high price for the medicalization of [mis]behavior.

@GothamChess Two of your biggest fans just played on chess.com, how can we get on guess the ELO?

My tenant who rents my guest house told his friends to break into my house. They broke a bunch of shit but thankfully weren't successful in occupying it, and I got out in time. His lease is up on January 20th anyway, so should I let him finish up his lease or kick him out now?

@realDonaldTrump I WON THE ELECTION!

Great critical thinking piece written by @JAMeadows95 on the @smerconish website. smerconish.com/criticalthinki…

Do I turn the TV off?

Dear Mr. @JackBox, my friends and I paid $36.23 for an Uber driver to take us to one of your establishments. We pooled what little money we had to purchase 12 tacos. We only received 6. Please send me an antenna topper to make up for the discrepancy.

Pam Bondi continues to accuse Joe and Hunter Biden of nepotism even as Trump’s daughter Ivanka and son-in-law Jared Kushner serve as senior advisers to the president and sons Eric and Donald Trump Jr. profit from U.S. business ventures around the world. #RNC2020