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GENTLEMAN!!!!! I appreciate all the attention that you've given this picture, however, I'm straighter than the Pope. I like women! Thank you
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@Caramia0211
Biological, single straight man. Practicing Catholic, not always a good one. Army vet, Harleys, cigars and whiskey. Pro Trump #MAGA #Christ is King #Trump 2028
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Hot chicks don’t fart
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Woman farts are worse than mens!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
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@Maverick051825 I had a hot woman at my house a few years ago. She parted in front of the stove and turned the exhaust fan on. My exhaust fan recirculates the air, doesn't go outside!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Serious & matured mind only 🥵❤️
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A father walks past his teenage son’s bedroom and is stunned to see the bed neatly made and the room spotless.
Then he notices an envelope on the pillow, addressed: “Dad.”
With a sinking feeling, he picks it up and reads:
Dear Dad,
It is with great sorrow that I’m writing this.
I had to run away with my girlfriend because I knew you and Mom wouldn’t understand.
I’ve found real love with Stacy.
She’s wonderful—though I know you wouldn’t approve of her tattoos, piercings, leather motorcycle outfits, or the fact that she’s a lot older than me.
But Dad, it’s more than love…
...she’s pregnant.
Stacy says we’ll be happy living in her trailer deep in the woods.
She has plenty of firewood for winter, and we plan to grow our own marijuana and trade it with people in the commune for whatever else we need.
We’re also praying that her ex-husband and his motorcycle gang don't find us.
But don’t worry, Dad.
I’m 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, we’ll come back to visit so you can meet all your grandchildren.
Love,
Your son,
Joshua
P.S. None of the above is true. I’m at Jason’s house.
Just wanted to remind you there are worse things in life than my school report on the desk.
Call me when it’s safe to come home.
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