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Minnesota by the numbers: Population: 5,830,405 Gun Owners: 2.49 million (or 42% of the population) Anti-gun advocates: 8,000 (or 0.13% of the population) Just say no to Tim Walz's radical gun-grabbing agenda.

"One dry hump is OK. Two dry humps does not feel very good. I have been dry humped three times once. I felt like I couldn't move my arm for about eight hours." Pete Fairbanks on what it's like to for relief pitchers to get dry humped.

@RussoHockey Quinn Hughes effect

First time since Jan. 29 that Scott Wedgewood has allowed more than 3 goals

@RussoHockey We’re cooked

Heiskanen PPG. 2 for 2, Dallas. 5 in the past 2 games After the Wild just went 0 for 4 2-1 Stars, 34.9 seconds left in the second

Lakers win by 4. Bronny scored 5 points. Lakers literally do not win this game without LeBron having sex.

On-deck hitter watching Mason Miller pump three straight 100mph fastballs by the batter

Sole possession of the best record in the American League

The Mets were shut out for the second straight game and have now lost each of their last six. In those six games, they've scored a combined nine runs. The Minnesota Twins scored 43 in that same stretch.

@atrupar Where is Biden?

choose your fighter

@JonKrawczynski Send him to Iran

That's an unbelievable ruling by Scott Foster. Sengun was clearly moving.

JD Vance right now

@UnderdogMLB Is he related to Nick

Passan: Didier Fuentes makes Braves Opening Day roster. Will be part of their bullpen.

@GiraffeNeckMarc Paul Skenes

Serious question, who is beating the DR?

@yurovszn Ovi

Kaprizov-Hartman-Zuccarello Johansson-Eriksson Ek-Boldy Trenin-Yurov-Brink Foligno-McCarron-Tarasenko Extras: Sturm, Hinostroza Kinda feels like another trade is coming regarding a forward

@puckempire @TomGulittiNHL Yea he’s getting traded to Minnesota

Alexander Ovechkin says today is the saddest day of his career, per @TomGulittiNHL.

@UnderdogMLB That will probably be against the Dominicans so makes sense

Rosenthal: Paul Skenes will pitch in WBC semifinal if Team USA advances. Skenes wants to pitch on 4-6 days rest after his pool play start; final would have been 7 days.

@NickJFuentes Yes.

Still better than Kamala?

@disclosetv Wow must be a likable guy!