Nurse Lioness

Well, it’s official, I have finally found rock bottom.

😭😭 this broke me

@WolfprwX @Crazymoments01 That one got me bad. 🥹😭

Chime in Gen X here!

@WoodyTrucker_v2 😁🙌🏼

Just some advice 😎

@made_in_ca LOL! 😂

Some ladies can have mood swings that are next-level cray cray; one minute we can be all sweet, cuddly, calling you ‘baby,’ next, we are plotting your obituary because you breathed too loud. But honestly? That’s adorable. Wait ‘til you meet a grown ass man who skipped a meal.

It only takes 4 inches to please a woman... And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit

@InsideLucysHead 🤭😂

So much of the world is used to instant gratification.

Let's see some hands if you agree and are DAMN PROUD OF IT!!🙌🏼

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere." Farmer: "Where did they get it?" Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere." Activist: "From... eating?" Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it." Activist: "The soil?" Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from." Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere." Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it." Activist: "Then just don't have the cow." Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle." Activist: "It's not that simple." Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you... Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life Because elephants never forget.

@InsideLucysHead Ha! Nice recovery! 😂😂

I accidentally told my boss I loved him when I hung up the phone. If anyone needs me, I'll be walking into the ocean. ☹️

@Milajoy @DrexlSpivey18 Oh no! 😂😂

Wow!

There is so many scumbags in DC So… Here’s why that story yesterday was so damn Awkward

This is the best the Democrats have to offer?

@RickyDoggin @suzost 😂😂😂