Scott Carhart

The only thing worse than the football today was the officiating. What an awful game. #MUFC

@hmvUKHelp Hi, I’ve just sent a DM. Thanks.

@Ryanair Hello. Can you please DM me regarding a name change on a flight? My wife has broken her collar bone and can’t travel 😢

@DanHasAPodcast Can’t fucking wait for this 🕺🏻

Last few tickets to the Hip Hop Party, next week. Unmissable! *if you've got flavour.

@samuelluckhurst I see you continue to be a clown, Samuel.

Benjamin Sesko is such a perfectionist he had double-glazed windows fitted to his home to block out the air traffic noise from nearby Manchester Airport so his sleeping would improve #mufc thesun.co.uk/sport/38383136…

I see Jim Ratcliffe is being a manipulative racist again.....

Another morning shower, another of my wife’s hairs in my arse crack. This was never a thing until @SenseiCarl_ manifested it into existence on @Haveawordpod.

@texasjillybean When I first saw this I thought it was a helmet you wear so you can watch them 😂😂😂

I have a new bird visitor! I’ve never seen an American Goldfinch around 😍 This contraption makes me ridiculously happy 😁

Louder for those at the back

Never seen a United side with so many useless cunts in it

Remember how kids at school who didn’t really play football had to take a few steps back and a run up to kick the ball? That’s Diogo Dalot.

Tim Sherwood. Now there’s a pundit. #Sesko

These are always class lineups and the venue is a beauty!

Semenyo with his fucking “pastor” praying before the game 🤣🤣🤣 The grift never stops

First ever @Haveawordpod Hip Hop Party. If you like the music, you'll love the party. 14/3/26 @24KitchenStreet *no guns

@ManUtd Get that fucking manager gone. And half the players can go with him

United are held at home.

Get him out FFS. I keep thinking it can’t get any worse than it does. #MUFC

2 DMs and 5 defenders against the worst team in the history of England and this is the manager they want me to believe in and has turned a corner

Dalot is absolutely thick as fuck

Mental substitutions 🤦🏻‍♂️#MUFC