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@CarissaQuintero

So scared of gettin’ older, I’m only good at being young.

Chicago, IL Katılım Nisan 2009

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Cár@CarissaQuintero·20 Nis

Me, anytime I hear a song with even the slightest Caribbean rhythm/vibe:

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ally@missmayn·1d

boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.

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reese g.@Reesegawd_·1d

Ima watch this in its entirety everytime. 😂

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anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸@frogs4girls·2d

i’ll use “darling” and “babe” and “lovely” if i’m talking to a girl i just met in the bar bathroom but if i’m talking to my closest girl friends i’ll be like what’s up big dog. how’s it going brother. yo dude.

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Mads@europemaxxed·1d

busy weekend

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Paul@orangepaulp·2d

“aw lady you’re eating FOIL” is one of my favorite 30 Rock line readings this actress is sooooo good

acey ❀˖°@lizzbeaan

happy sandwich day! this episode alone earned tina fey her emmy for outstanding lead actress in comedy series btw 😭

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tt✮⋆@Bluebirdeyessss·3d

i love being in STEM (shenanigans, tomfoolery, escapades, and mischief)

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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHater·3d

Hey, my boyfriend and I noticed you from across the bar and we were wondering if you have any Dyatlov Pass theories

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tradewife@tradewifey·3d

Physically incapable of scrolling past this video without watching the whole thing

lito (shadows #1 fan)@AbiChittin

What a solo date to the movies and chilis feels like as an amc a list member

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Meg@megannn_lynne·3d

hey sorry i was insane and annoying last night. it’s just that i’m insane and annoying

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bug girl@buggirl·4d

GAME CANCELLED. EVERYONE GET OUT OUT. UR SCARING HER !!!! SHUT UP !!!!!

No Cats No Life@NoCatsNoLife_m

A cat ran onto the field at Yankee Stadium during a game, and the crowd started chanting “Let’s go cat!” It ended up being the most exciting moment of the night 🥰🧡

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Resko★@Bloke_Baz·4d

I do not care how I look at work I’m just trying to get my money & go home 🥲

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tyrese@londonstheory·4d

tina fey got that shit on good lord

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timothee chalamet if you don’t stop manspreading on tina fey i swear to god

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Shabazz 💫@ShowCaseShabazz·4d

LMAOOOOOOO Sandy face bro

❀@kayinterrupted

Tempo just had the funniest turnover

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hassan 🇵🇸@xhassanv·5d

Merritt Wever

໊@buffys

starts with M and we all love her

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BB@whatuplakerss·5d

Tumblr ??? Meg a super star man

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klay thompson count your days

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caitie delaney@caitiedelaney·6d

where’s Dave Matthews’ tour bus when you need it

Chicago Young Republicans@CYRs

Making Chicago Great Again 🇺🇸🦅

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presley@g00doldays·5d

i love taking chicago public transportation i love being either 30 minutes early or late to literally everything despite leaving at the same time every day

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`@schiz04renic·6d

“when did your anxiety start?” in elementary school when i’d count paragraphs ahead to see which one i might have to read out loud

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fishious@fishquichee·27 Nis

Youre telling me a flea runs this market

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Qondi@QondiNtini·6d

This is why I love Threads because sksjsjsjjsjdjsjsjsj 🤣

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