Carl “Cannonball” Spackler

Driving things you can’t afford at golf courses you’re not allowed to play. #LANK

BURNER CENSUS! Attempting to see how many burners there are total. No email needed, just your burner name and optional educational status. Takes like 8 seconds. Repost it we need volume forms.gle/i1GHszRvewx3EY…

@mrfaithful_69 @CaptainJoshuab Was a big reader back in high school. Trying to get back into it post grad. Need some gas non fiction

@CaptainJoshuab I was under the impression that I was the only bv account that reads for fun W mans

Bryce Coker 2025 prime Rico

Long toss with Mrs. dumbass tn

@bingostevenhere Sorry Steven. Maybe don’t make us play in a hurricane next time

dude i mean i am still at a loss for words im going to go pound golf balls until my hands fall off

@dennisYN67 Thunder in 4 next go around

All of yall are gonna regret saying this in 10 years when they’ve won 8 finals and Wemby is the greatest player of all time. The alien has arrived 😕

@SpecialEdmund So ferda. Almost feel bad taking it

@CarlCannonball Dyeislife 🤘

Robbed some delts and got a new boat deck out of it. #blacktivities

@TonyRomo69420 @blackmetalheals At least you didn’t get day drunk for the ou baseball game that was supposed to happen today

I’m sitting with the poors, I’ve been here for way too long, and the Rangers are wearing those GOD AWFUL beaner connect jerseys. I’m going to the highest point of the stadium and jumping off.

Ol girl sounds like a goddam f-16

We are so back

@actual5150 @TyLawson3 I’m sure the whites bring the league average up substantially

@TyLawson3 NBA players IQ has to top out at like 80

Relax buddy 😂😂😂😂

@OklahomaTuba @texasrunnerDFW Nail on the head. The only reason I’ve been to broken bow was for fly fishing. Other than that I just don’t see the appeal.

@texasrunnerDFW It’s definitely more of a destination up here in Okieland than before Covid. Growing up here in OK no one ever went to or even mentioned Broken Bow. Grand Lake in OK is much better anyway…

How’s that Pandemic Era Airbnb in Broken Bow, OK working out for you?

Blow this tweet up like it’s the other way around

@TomPettysBurner That ain’t no Kenny rogers

Nice fellas

@HedoTurkoglu67 No jamocha shake is criminal

IM GETTIN MARRIED IS YOU READY #Forcedhate Arby’s is gas and yall too p*ssy to admit it

Why do my zyns taste like blood?

@PackOlsen @ronnywiggs_msu Champagne and cocaine 🤙🤙🤙🤙

@ronnywiggs_msu Doses and mimosas 🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙

Yeah dude, #bag is sick on your high school grad dump

@BD_Billy69 Life jacket in the pool is a massive #shrink

I would hate my life if I wasn’t born in generational wealth #spawnpoint

New ball marker who dis? #dui

@BoofAssociate 🤝

If there’s a Carl’s Jr. that means… Carl… my man 🤝😂😂😂