Carl Roberts

@DavidDidley @seanysean_1972 @ickygarrett77 @juanhatton @stehems @Kneenaw77 @wrazor77

@BR03ENO @GavinEvs Homo Manoeuvres in the Dark 😂😂😂😂😂

@GavinEvs Its Andy McClusky from Homo M D

Crying at this chap 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ,someone must know him #totp

@ThatBloke_Jesus @StupidNeilAgain Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Just popping out for supper with the lads!

@racingoncourse @zilzal89 Haaaaaa

@zilzal89 I’ll tell you when I’ve done the card!

Market Rasen is still £10 admission tomorrow 👏👏

@ItsRossBrierley @PKealyracing Haaaaaaaa

BREAKING @PKealyracing will be on tonight's show in first time cheekpieces See you at 6pm

@ShirtsInTheShed Spawney fecker, best evs chrimbo pressy as a kid, wore those shorts to bed for a week stank o piss didn’t care

Just picked up something quite cool, #LFC 1981 away shirt, untouched and still in its original Umbro box. 45 years it’s been sitting in there, insane 🤯 Adults medium 38/40 as well, the temptation to take it all out for a look is very real 😬

@London_W4 Her majesty’s a pretty nice gal…

And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make. Lennon and McCartney. Abbey Road album. Photo by me.

@greentree1001 @NoOtherLaw I was never with Bill & Hillary Clinton…

@NoOtherLaw My opinion there are too many skeletons in the closet.

John McKeague, founding member of the Red Hand Commando, prolific child abuser, and MI5 agent who lured loyalist paedophiles to hotels where MI5 recorded them abusing Kincora boys for blackmail. McKeague was later assassinated by the Irish National Liberation Army in 1982.

@8adLoser @dog_head @skinnerelli Vic & Bob`s Afternoon Delights Episode 15 A Bit More Rock `n` Roller... youtu.be/9waTM-v4WLc?si… via @YouTube

@CarlRoberts1970 @dog_head @skinnerelli I’ve seen it I-don’t-know-how-many times and I still wet myself every time!! 🤣

@8adLoser @dog_head @skinnerelli 👆Exact same with Shakamoto & Rockers when you just need that escapism proper belly laff…after few home pints youtu.be/Cvbl_Wm4t_A?si…

@8adLoser @dog_head @skinnerelli Tears 😭 when this came out abs belter

@dog_head @skinnerelli @CarlRoberts1970

@martindeeson Dr Mick on mescaline

Wow. Just checked into ‘X’ for the first time in six months - it’s like dipping your head into a bucket of squirrels shouting about the pyramids on meth! Kinda fun!

@CurtisJones Fme you’re shit lad

@equinties By 8+ lengths = 15/8 boost on Skybet 👀

Quite a statement Hendo not being in his kitchen on a Sunday, he’s at Muss for rocket launch. The messages aren’t mixed, they think FANTASY WORLD is special. He should be putting >20 lengths on this field as a good blow before the Triumph. Should make good viewing.

@RacesNow_ Haaaaaha I see what you mean SD! Trainer Robert Ogden…& Mrs

🗣️MONDAY RACING TALK🗣️ Newbury Warwick Haydock next week Gold Cup Champion Hurdle Champion Chase Peter Mandelson youtu.be/t8mwdmUZLgc

@MTLawrenson @RealBobMortimer Lawro’s top 10 cruises 🚢

Swapping the studio for sea views with a few football stories thrown in ⚽️🛳️. See you on Ambition in February….

@bootlegger1974 Sebastian’s samosas kickin in Capten

Just had to make a mad dash back to the room to drop my load 5 mins later Iwan cones running in to drop his load 👌like father like son 😂

@RacesNow_ Fantastic that ❤️

SD chats to Frank Buttery at Catterick today. 105 years young and still loving the game.

@RacesNow_ @racingoncourse Best thing to happen to Racing in years, high comedy + genuine knowledge a very rare combo. Thanks all, look forward to it every day.

No racing today unfortunately. It's been a busy year for our man @racingoncourse who is +45.86 on daily tips since our jumps season started on October 19th. Merry Christmas to all of our followers and thanks for the support.

@RacesNow_ @racinglee1 Ahhhh long time no see, it’s paywall Lee

And the winner is @racinglee1 Who also wins a place on our Boxing Day special Punters Panel.....

@RacesNow_ Haaaa cheers Santa SD, a nice double with the Hugh Taylor 8pm pic, just in time for Chrimbo