Carling_Reza

So some idiot came to me and told me that my Ex is now fresh o,looks beautiful, and this and that. Abeg my friends,if they renovate my primary school,does that mean I should leave University and start primary again🤷🏿‍♂️

@MalcomMsipa @eng_lui_tme They state everything in a tender document ,,,, engineer, quantity surveyor, accountant vese vanenge varipo panoitwa costing nyaya ye Zig ibvisei apa ,,kutori kutadza basa uku vanofanira kutosungwa

@Carling_Mups @eng_lui_tme Maya they are very gud engineers bt problem starts frm the tender process. If u win wth the lowest bid, your profit is in the workmanship. Had a discussion with an employee weMasimba Construction. Some of the payments are done in Zig. So much happens and the product suffers.

muZimbabwe munondishamisa kuti how come tarred road ine less than 5 years inenge yatone mapotholes. Amana mukushandisa material ipi

@Jeff_M_J @eng_lui_tme Vakomana vacho ma1

@Carling_Mups @eng_lui_tme You're right have noticed that as well.

@KuflexUshe + panofambika kupinda tonaz

Ma landlord dai mambodzikama sure munhu ungatii $120 dollars per room ku warren park😀😀🙄🙌

@GlenDhliwayo Even (Microsoft Word) it's better to say I'm familiar with a computer

If you never took a course on Excel NEVER claim to know it in a job interview 👍🏾

@GoatedSpott Roora mwana uyo

Kazoti Kundibvisa virgin handisi kuramba but uchingo buruka tiri kuenda tese kumba kwenyu 😳 ndodii?

@Savheya_Happie NUST inopedza engineering vafana vepaUZ vakutinetsa vauya Kuma attachment uku

Civil Engineering at NUST or Civil Engineering at University of Zimbabwe? Help a Colleague to choose?

@Undisputed__99 @PhiriTofara Aaaah baba vigorous activity ye bonyora here? Kkkk a virgin can solve this once off baba

@Carling_Mups @PhiriTofara Your frenulum doesn't tear because warara ne virgin akomana. It's just a sign of vigorous activity. Musazozviita moti mabva virginity. Kukuvara kuya and it happens pashaya lubricant.

kasi family yako inenge iripo paunenge uchishandisa chinhu chako…. get circumcised aah🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@nyasha74689086 @MufasaZero7 Haaa UZ ibasa

@MufasaZero7 I regret doing this. I had applied only uz kobva ndanyinwa civil engineering yandaida kwakupiwa rural and urban. I studied only for 2 years and in the third year l dropped out without even my parents knowing

After applying for the degree of your choice pa UZ then they offer something you don't even understand. Why accept when you can still get it elsewhere. Kuti ungonzi uripa UZ?

@Undisputed__99 @PhiriTofara Tipe ka pfungwa dzako tinzwe isu takakurira kumusha kusina ma bridge

@Carling_Mups @PhiriTofara Nyaya dzenyu dzepa bridge idzi mudzisiye mukoma.

@oneal_k_ Ingoita yauri kuita ngadzirambe dzakakubata

@Carling_Mups Ehe ndinayo, mamatii

Nhasi ndaswera pa Uz boiz rangu😭💔🙏🏻5.5 baddies per 0.4 km😭😭😭😭handidzokeri India🤣💔

@tp_mundy @PhiriTofara Haisi medical condition iyi baba makunyepera mwana

@Carling_Mups @PhiriTofara kusvira doesn't solve a medical condition... I can't stress that point kupfuura ipapo..

@tp_mundy @PhiriTofara Srs zve itsinga yepasi inenge yakabata foreskin kusvika kumberi kuya ,,paunopinda mu virgin foreskin is forced kudzokera kumashure tsinga yobva yadambuka ,,anenge atova baba haasisiri Mukomana

@Carling_Mups @PhiriTofara ahhh wanguu!

@Undisputed__99 @PhiriTofara Akapinda mu virgin tsinga yake inodambuka,,,,paunopinda panhu pari tight foreskin inenge ichidzikera kumashure tsinga yobva yadambuka zvotopera

@Carling_Mups @PhiriTofara Imiiiii

@PoliceZimbabwe We need a petition Rasta ava ngavabuditswe , or employ him ku TRB kwete vafanha vepachibhero vakukundikana project #freerasta

The Zimbabwe Republic Police has arrested a suspect in Sahumani village, Nyanga for drug peddling. The suspect had 237 plants of dagga. #NoToDangerousDrugs

@TeeMhazo As long usiri kuita bonde chero ku 45 years unosvika

Gara zviya mawetdreams anogumira pazera ripi gentlemen, asking for myself

@Tkzee_27 Unoonekaa se orphanage ka

@Carling_Mups Haaaaaa hatichaite tsvina dzakadaro

Gents ngatimbomirai kudanana nevanhu who can't afford themselves, relationship unoda yei usingagone kana kuzvitengera airtime zvayo 🤔

@BabereCity Ita zvauchada kuitirwawo