Carly J Garber

Just found out "doms/subs" is not an Italian deli.

I’m being shadow banned (person I posted thirst trap for didn’t see it)

im less a “fan” of tsitp and more so a captive

@britthorsenoise Congrats!!!!!!!! That it is! lol

Any writing credit in these trying times is a literal miracle from god

@BryanCooking I am still laughing at this

YOU CAN'T GET A DUI IF THEY DECLARE MARTIAL LAW

Emiliaaaaaaaa

Dark day for the nosy girl community.

Hand to god this is how I looked in middle school plus 60 pounds.

LinkedIn posts about the rise of Spencer Pratt as it relates to B2B marketing are forthcoming.

Dear god someone give Wh*tney C*mmings some spots so she stops posting this bullshit

In the “lmao what????” phase of grief.

No medicine. Expired passport. Dull tweezers. Ill-fitting bra. The perfect go bag — no notes.

@joemfraines Beautiful

@CarlyJGarber I accidentally made a gif 💅🏻

How’s your drynuary?

Loving these fun facts

TODAY ON THE PODCAST! @CarlyJGarber stops by Disgraceland to talk about a CyberTruck freak in Orange County, a Red Bull-fueled rampage in Missouri, and a man in Spain who skipped work for a decade! @KennyLoggins’ “Danger Zone” is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now! Lynx-N-Reply

Is he at Coldstone?

Okay for anyone who can’t see they are kissing

A crucial Gavin Newsom strength is that he looks like a guy who would play the president in a movie which is absolutely key to winning the moron vote