Joe Raines

Republicans are so fucking gross. Ronald Reagan had full blown Alzheimers for his whole ass second term and they prop him up as the greatest. Buncha loons

I was on the World Trade Center tower 1.5 months before they fell. I was at the Boston cheers two weeks before George Wendt died. What I’m saying is my powers are growing stronger and if you have an enemy or a least liked piece of architecture I could be convinced to travel there

@kwgn01 @Mollyploofkins A monster energy drink personified cosplaying as what they think a real man looks like. A grown child projecting his inadequacies onto people he feels are inferior or are getting over simply because they aren’t suffering enough to his liking. You know a pos looking for a fight.

@Mollyploofkins What’s a proud boy look like ?

These 'federal agents' look more like Proud Boys.

Oh cool it’s the end of what limited freedom we had in this country. Can’t wait to see how they transition this to no due process for anyone. What an absolute dogshit fascist regime. Hope all you bootlickers enjoy prison when it’s your turn to be disappeared

I wonder if the children of ICE Agents tell their friends that their parent is in jail for jerking off in public because that's less embarrassing than telling them that their parent is an ICE Agent.

When people ask me if my roommate is gay I always say, “he’s tropical”

I’m the only one at home rn so I’m pooping with all the doors open as is my right

If they make it where you can’t buy soda with gov assistance Trump is gonna lose the south aka the soda belt. Think of all the Mountain Dew rotting on the shelves. I wonder if the corn lobbyists r getting ready to fight that. High fructose corn syrup lobbyists going door 2 door

already

Dear @Apple WATERPROOF AIRPODS already. Get it together already and make a dream come true

@ShamsCharania @AdamSchefter Knecht, miller, and ball is gonna be one hell of a big three in a few years. Love this move for both teams

Just In: The Los Angeles Lakers are trading Dalton Knecht, Cam Reddish, a 2031 unprotected first-round pick and a 2030 pick swap to the Charlotte Hornets for center Mark Williams, sources tell ESPN.

“This pours like mayonnaise” -@joemfraines on a bottle of wine

Ubereats should have a breathalyzer. Drunk joe can’t be trusted

@CarlyJGarber I accidentally made a gif 💅🏻

How’s your drynuary?

Now would be a good time to do murder

Regularly paying with exact change is a sign of mental illness

If Superman has xray vision and he’s always using it on people…isn’t he just handing out tumors like candy

Oh come let us adore him. Come on let us adore him. Seriously just let us adore him. Let us adore your baby or else. The star said you’d let us adore him ya jerk