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Carney Man
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Carney Man
@CarneyMan420
I wanna join the circus, the circus looks like fun
My Wifes House Katılım Ekim 2021
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@arbolantidote I like how they pick the most expensive thing to compare to a single free admission
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General admission for a single adult is $65 so you would have to go at least twice to get your money back. What kind of freak is going to the aquarium more than once a year? Get real. This hurts nobody except snobby zoophiles!
MatrixMysteries@MatrixMysteries
The Monterey Bay Aquarium charges $295 for a family membership or $125 for a single adult. With an EBT card, entry is free — and up to four guests get in free every visit. There is a ZERO incentive for these people to ever get off Food Stamps.
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Mr President, I stood by you for operation warp speed
I didn’t waver when you were exposed for child rape
I stood strong and trusted the plan through all the new wars and economic ruin
But you broke edge and now you’re fucking dead to me
Jon Michael Raasch@JMRaasch
Trump, who does not drink because his older brother died of a drinking problem, takes a sip and toasts President Xi Jinping in a sign of respect
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Reminder he’s Irish so this probably isn’t about the cumtown guy, there’s probably a dozen guys with that name on every street over there
BUCKSHOT@BUCKESHOT
My best friend Nick Mullen
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3 figure bank account
3 DUIs
3 inch hose
That’s angel numbers baby
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When I was like 6 watching full house reruns every day I thought John Stamos was the coolest guy in the world and then for a long time I was embarrassed at how gay that was and now I’m 30 and I’m coming back around on thinking he might be
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@hitlerofsoap Fans of stand up comedy are disgusting, almost as vile as the folks performing it
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Watching a comedy special and every time it switches to the camera further back in the crowd theres a woman with a boil on the back of her neck and its really distracting.
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Took a Xanax because I was worried about something but I forgot what it was but man DJ Screw was the best
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@SolarRapist Doubt reacting to your own message is such a powerful move
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@retardmuppet No I wanted you to say banana and I’ve been going through a lot lately, really needed you to come through for me on that one man
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@Cabronacore I tried it once years after it was popular I still have a gram of 100x strength extract on the shelf if you wanna come rip some
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Does anyone actually do salvia anymore or did it just fade away into drug meme obscurity
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New Am Dad (American Dad for the non-MacFarlaneheads) season is some top notch stuff
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Carney Man retweetledi
(at an NA meeting for the first time) wait you guys are saying "dopeless hope fiend" lmao? That's fucking stupid. Do you people realize how ridiculous this is?
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Walking into the 23rd and Penn 7/11 unarmed because I fear no man
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