White Morpheus

If I don't sleep on top of my car keys, phone and wireless mouse I wake up ready to fuckin scrap

Trying to eat zoodles laying down and yelling incoherently when I get tomato soup all over my sheets

To my day ones: You are my best friends, but my loyalty lies with the dollar bill

Peel off my skin and pull out my teeth and cut off my fingers and pluck out my eyeballs and throw me into the ocean

I am in a coma and this is all a dream

@CarneyMan420 Call everybody and press them as soon as you find your phone. They're gonna lie about it you just need to get loud

Which one of you stole my fucking bars!?

Took a Xanax because I was worried about something but I forgot what it was but man DJ Screw was the best

What a beautiful world to die in

Calling my buddy's wife a homo thug

Off a 5MeO chocolate watching 2 hour unsolved simpsons theory videos

Please send help

When you think about it all musicians are noise artists

Best way to steal gasoline Reddit 2026

Call the cops I'll fuck them too

@Infex333 They laid me off due to my sub par performance

@_slime_man going to my job at the sex factory and still going home an incel virgin

Sex factory

Grey market internet psychedelics have me feeling

I wipe my ass and I slap my nuts

@IAmSteveHarvey Steve Harvey

I stopped ____ and my life got better.

@FernBallew Remember what they took from you

The skatepark you grew up in no longer exists.

@MarkJCarney Why? That's prime real estate for more datacenters lol

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