@TomiLahren You’re right, Republican agenda items are much more important. My personal favourite: ensuring that Americans die of curable diseases because they can’t afford health care. That’s a good one.
So glad Obama could make it to CA to campaign for the Democrats and all their important agenda items like: shielding illegals, plastic straws, and putting men in the ladies’ restroom. #accomplishments
Security employee at airport thought he was being smart when choosing my suitcase for a random search. Until he unzipped it and everything just unraveled on his counter. I am a backpacker, I know how to maximize space. #instantregrets
People say “well what did people do before vaccines/antibiotics/pasteurisation?” as if that’s an argument for going natural.
They died, Carol. A lot of people died.
When I finally get a cat of my own, I think I will call it "The Kraken." Just so I can justifiably say "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" every time I let it out of a room or something.
One of those intelligent adult-life goals, you know.
You clearly care and want to help, which is a wonderful thing. Please go to wearelumos.org, where you'll find long-term, independent studies on this issue along with ways to genuinely transform these children's lives. #voluntourism@lumos
“When I announced yesterday that I’m running for gov, one of Cuomo’s top surrogates dismissed me as an “unqualified lesbian.” It’s true that I never received my certificate from the Department of Lesbian Affairs, though in my defense there’s a lot of paperwork required.” 🤷♀️
Watching the last Transformers. I think the creators' brainstorm went something like this:
"So we have Wahlberg, we have big alien robots... what's missing?"
"Magic?"
"A goddess?"
"Lara Croft?"
"Yes. All of those. Throw that in."