Caroline - not sweet!

@NiallHarbison Amazing. Lso just wondered is Sybile still around? She used to appear often so unless I’ve missed some posts I’ve not seen her for a while. Hope all is ok

There is a lot of bad news in the world. Hopefully this will cheer you up. A little longer watch but a very special day for the street dogs today. A little emotional myself I have to say

@SweetTexanRose I work with a first class twat. Can’t wait to use this tomorrow on teams lol

Ever want to call someone a twat without calling them a twat? Just use this handy phrase of the day! Sound up! ⬆️

@KITKAT What’s the reward? I don’t want a lifetimes supply of #kitkat. My waist band couldn’t take it 😀

Help us find them. Use the Stolen KitKat Tracker. Link in bio.

@dickiebush @moizali I’ve been there, it’s stunning.

@moizali Kotor Bay, Montenegro

Any suggestions for underrated vacation spots in Europe? Looking for: - Not filled with just tourists - Great food - Beach that you can swim in - Locals friendly to out of towners

@E20AfterDark Can you please DM me the next lottery numbers please 😀

I asked for ONE THING. #EastEnders

@Ryanair Careful about the drag they will cause, Elon will say you CAN have starlink after all!

@CinemaTweets1 I only got around to watching this film 3 weeks ago. I was meh about him before watching and wondered what all the fuss was about. Now after watching a few of his films I’m a convert. Watched Hail Mary too!

Drive isn’t just a great display of Ryan Gosling’s range, it’s a film filled with great performances. Bryan Cranston, Albert Brooks, Oscar Isaac, & Carey Mulligan all crush this film. But don’t get me wrong- Gosling carried the day here. This film really takes me back.

@KITKAT Next week @twix wil have 15 tonne missing! Great PR

Regarding recent press coverage

@7aboob411 @KITKAT Have a Kit Kat and take a break!

@KITKAT wtf u gonna do with 12 tons of KitKats

@MichaelTakeMP Lol surely not the same Dan which @BylineTimes has written about? 😉

I had no idea who Scott Mills was before today. But when a respected & morally upright journalist like Dan Wooden starts asking questions you know Mills must be in trouble. Dan Wooden is highly regarded with a pristine private life. He like all of us has every right to know!

@GreggsOfficial disappointed whilst visiting one of your shops. No lactose free or plant based milk for a decaf coffee.

I think @RonanFarrow needs to do a very deep dive into the BBC. Have all sorts been covered up over the years? Now the immediate sacking of #ScottMills #BBC

@NimraShahzadin Anthony Hopkins. I’d also remove Tom hanks and add Gary oldman

@the_beeguy I saw a massive bee in my garden yesterday, buzzed around a few times now reading your post I can see she might have been out scouting. Got a scrub of land at the bottom of my garden l intentionally left to grow and bee friendly plants.

It’s that time of year - folks asking us about #bumblebees - WHY THEY’RE SEEING THEM ON THE GROUND - so here’s a thread to explain. Please #retweet! Every queen that survives means a new colony that gets to exist & produce queen #bees for next year! So important to #share! 1/9

@artpricedotcom I’m gutted he’s been outed, shame on the reporters. Poor man now can’t go anywhere without people stalking to see if he’s putting a new piece of work somewhere. Such a shame.

Banksy finally unmasked? What new investigations reveal about his true identity

@superTV247 God noooo

🚨 A new name has been ‘secretly in talks’ with BBC producers to take over from Claudia Winkleman on #Strictly - and it’s Miranda Hart. They reportedly believe her comedy would be a perfect fit for the show, talking to contestants and judges, alongside the ‘main’ host.

@james_xond Yes I have 3 weeks a few times but not a month only due to work

Be honest for a second: could you travel alone for a month with no friends, no partner, just you?

@JoroJrn Nobody, I have a clock in and clock out policy. Also I would never turn up at anyones house without asking if I could call around

Who is allowed to show up to your house unannounced?

@ronsterd89 BRRN. Good luck!

Spell your city’s name with no vowels and let others guess what it is

@Mikehomeseller I did business studies and had the sense to take an evenin typing class (pre computers, old manual typewriters where the teacher would put a cover over the keyboard and check for mistakes!). She was a bit of a dragon but got us all touch typing.

Is anyone old enough to remember when typing was an actual class in high school? Both my parents were high school business teachers that taught typing as one of their classes. #mikesquestions