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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·31 Eki

Delighted to see that The Daily Mail has had the good sense to quote me regarding the government’s sensible idea to disperse sewage in coastal waters in a safe manner whilst beaches are empty. The Daily Mail continues to be an example of rigorous & well researched journalism.👍

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·5d

Bunty & I are off on a short break. We are on a mission to save somewhere hot, sunny & Christian. Yes we’re off to protect Dubai from Iran with: Ramrod our golden Lab Newly bronzed flaps Muffins And pumped up camel toes. Conor & Andrew, we’re on our way loves!😘 Back in 5 days!🐫

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·5d

For all mothers everywhere. Happy Mother’s Day.❤️

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·6d

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Now we’ve got Conor McGregor with his horse & Andrew Tate with his jewel encrusted bum bag protecting the UAE from Iran…who can we add to the task force? Big Bad Bob Jenrick & his Cheltenham lads? Larry Grayson? Rylan? Phillip Schofield? Mad Dog Matt Hancock? JK Rowling? Limahl?

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Stuzi 🐝🐝@stuzi_pants·6d

Nothing more terrifying than a rapist with a glass jaw riding a borrowed horse through a sandpit

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No idea who this is but it’s a terrible advert for Dubai.

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·6d

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Now we’ve got Conor McGregor with his horse & Andrew Tate with his jewel encrusted bum bag protecting the UAE from Iran…who can we add to the task force? Big Bad Bob Jenrick & his Cheltenham lads? Larry Grayson? Rylan? Phillip Schofield? Mad Dog Matt Hancock? JK Rowling? Limahl?

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Ewan MacKenna@EwanMacKenna·6d

Even Israel will be pro-Iran seeing this.

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·6d

@BROKENBRITAIN0 @TheNotoriousMMA x.com/michaeltakemp/…

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Now we’ve got Conor McGregor with his horse & Andrew Tate with his jewel encrusted bum bag protecting the UAE from Iran…who can we add to the task force? Big Bad Bob Jenrick & his Cheltenham lads? Larry Grayson? Rylan? Phillip Schofield? Mad Dog Matt Hancock? JK Rowling? Limahl?

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BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧@BROKENBRITAIN0·6d

Conor mate, your country has been invaded, maybe defend that first pal ye? @TheNotoriousMMA

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·6d

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Now we’ve got Conor McGregor with his horse & Andrew Tate with his jewel encrusted bum bag protecting the UAE from Iran…who can we add to the task force? Big Bad Bob Jenrick & his Cheltenham lads? Larry Grayson? Rylan? Phillip Schofield? Mad Dog Matt Hancock? JK Rowling? Limahl?

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Brendan May@bmay·6d

No idea who this is but it’s a terrible advert for Dubai.

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·6d

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Now we’ve got Conor McGregor with his horse & Andrew Tate with his jewel encrusted bum bag protecting the UAE from Iran…who can we add to the task force? Big Bad Bob Jenrick & his Cheltenham lads? Larry Grayson? Rylan? Phillip Schofield? Mad Dog Matt Hancock? JK Rowling? Limahl?

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Haroun Kanj al-Ikhwani Salafi Ash'ari Sufi Shia@HarounKanj·6d

Why does every Islamophobe kafir harbi munafiq have a soft spot for the UAE? x.com/i/status/20326…

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·6d

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Now we’ve got Conor McGregor with his horse & Andrew Tate with his jewel encrusted bum bag protecting the UAE from Iran…who can we add to the task force? Big Bad Bob Jenrick & his Cheltenham lads? Larry Grayson? Rylan? Phillip Schofield? Mad Dog Matt Hancock? JK Rowling? Limahl?

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Joni Askola@joni_askola·6d

All the world’s scum is in Dubai. McGregor must be desperate to take part in the Dubai whitewashing social media campaign

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·6d

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Now we’ve got Conor McGregor with his horse & Andrew Tate with his jewel encrusted bum bag protecting the UAE from Iran…who can we add to the task force? Big Bad Bob Jenrick & his Cheltenham lads? Larry Grayson? Rylan? Phillip Schofield? Mad Dog Matt Hancock? JK Rowling? Limahl?

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·6d

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP

Now we’ve got Conor McGregor with his horse & Andrew Tate with his jewel encrusted bum bag protecting the UAE from Iran…who can we add to the task force? Big Bad Bob Jenrick & his Cheltenham lads? Larry Grayson? Rylan? Phillip Schofield? Mad Dog Matt Hancock? JK Rowling? Limahl?

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Tehran Tadhg@TadhgHickey·6d

It's hard to imagine what would attract a violent, witless, soulless sex offender to the Trump administration & Israel

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·6d

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP

Now we’ve got Conor McGregor with his horse & Andrew Tate with his jewel encrusted bum bag protecting the UAE from Iran…who can we add to the task force? Big Bad Bob Jenrick & his Cheltenham lads? Larry Grayson? Rylan? Phillip Schofield? Mad Dog Matt Hancock? JK Rowling? Limahl?

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Craig.@bambibristol·6d

The strategic importance of Dubai cannot be underestimated… It’s a concentrated holding pen for 98% of the world’s fucking idiots.

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·6d

Now we’ve got Conor McGregor with his horse & Andrew Tate with his jewel encrusted bum bag protecting the UAE from Iran…who can we add to the task force? Big Bad Bob Jenrick & his Cheltenham lads? Larry Grayson? Rylan? Phillip Schofield? Mad Dog Matt Hancock? JK Rowling? Limahl?

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·6d

Yes, you’re probably right in calling me a critic of Nigel Farage. But I have to admit one thing. And it pains me to say it: Farage is an honest & committed politician who is without doubt a man of his word. 👍

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·13 Mar

@RobertJenrick Bob you Laaaaaaaaaad! Givin it ‘ard wiv the boys. Knockin dahn the pints, avin’ a blag & chasin’ a bit of skirt if it comes your way. Bob mush you are a diamond geezer! Hope you pull and hope you can get out on the piss tonight with the boys on your winnings mate. Bob Laaaaaad!💪

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Robert Jenrick@RobertJenrick·13 Mar

Bumped into these lads from Derby at Cheltenham. They’d drunk a few more Guinness than me.

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·13 Mar

Jill came across a shoplifter in the village shop yesterday. She hid a huge muffin under her coat & then stuffed moist baps down her trousers. When challenged this deranged woman told Jill to frack off & called her a blob. Simple Sally chased her off with a mop & a blow torch. 😱

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·13 Mar

@drdavidbull Reform UK will cut your taxes. Simple. 🤪

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Dr David Bull@drdavidbull·12 Mar

Reform UK will never charge you to use the NHS. Simple. Ignore Labour’s lies. 🚨

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·12 Mar

My sincere apologies but I forgot to include these two new £5 note designs in my recent portfolio.🫢

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·12 Mar

Who needs Churchill or a bloody beaver on a crisp £5 note?😤 I have been designing some alternatives which I think you’ll agree are infinitely more superior. 👍

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Sir Michael Take CBE@MichaelTakeMP·12 Mar

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Who needs Churchill or a bloody beaver on a crisp £5 note?😤 I have been designing some alternatives which I think you’ll agree are infinitely more superior. 👍

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Nigel Farage MP@Nigel_Farage·11 Mar

The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.

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