Carrie Johnson

@Glamorak666 @supertanskiii @HackedOffHugh @hackinginquiry @BorisJohnson Wrong Carrie johnson… please fix or I’ll get inundated with insults

I couldn’t think of anyone better to illustrate this than the best PM we never had.

Please help find Rose McNugget. This is horrible

@ianfogg42 With a fake government ID I guess? 🤷🏻‍♀️

@carriejohnson Is it possible to pay to be misidentified and anonymous by Meta?

Facebook, a company with a terrible history of protecting your personal data, wants YOU to pay for ID verification and security. I looked at the date to make sure it isn't April 1.

@johnson_carrie I’m in the middle of this now and I ❤️ it. A rare book where I re-read sentences. So good

Barbara Kingsolver’s writing in Demon Copperhead is 🔥

@TrophyXpose @RishiSunak You could have deleted it but instead it continues to get boosted

@carriejohnson @RishiSunak I’m so sorry Carrie, I can’t edit it but I’ll add on the right one. 🙏🏼🙏🏼

The Animal Welfare Bill, long campaigned for by @CarrieJohnson, was to resume its passage through Parliament in Sept, but no date has been fixed for its return & Govt sources have said it’s unlikely to be brought back soon. Oh c’mon @RishiSunak why??? 🤦🏻‍♀️ dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

@johnson_carrie Happy birthday! 🎉🎉🎉

Nothing better than grandma’s recipe for Sunday gravy. A great b-day with family. Thanks for the kind words and wishes.

@dfrankland @forrester Welcome back 🪃

@mproulx16 "Volatility over value" citation from @profgalloway

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@jmcquivey For fans of baking, tragic

I literally woke up this morning with a word in my head and thought I'm going to win Wordle with it. Don't know if it's awesome or tragic that I was off by one letter. Wordle 482 2/6 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@leigholiver @profgalloway @DannyHulse3 This description nailed it in so few words. Well done.

Intrigued by @profgalloway . I saw the tail end of his interview with Smerconish. He was talking about his new book Adrift. I literally stopped what I was doing because it seems he is saying what I’ve been feeling my entire adult working life. Any feedback on him?!

@sandycarielli Here it is. The tweet that makes Twitter worth it

@jmcquivey What?! Who guesses this word?? 😱

@carriejohnson I wish I could be a fly on the wall when you see this... twitter.com/MaureenB2B/sta…

What in the world was that? Wordle 457 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@TetlowTania Sounds like that’s a rule that you should tackle at the top of your list in your first year 🙂. Good luck to you, hope it’s a great academic year for everyone

@TetlowTania Does Archie hang out on Campus? Would be a delightful greeting for move in day tomorrow!

Saturday's Dog instagram.com/archietetlow/

@Faith_Salie My family still talks about this epically horrible trip in August when I was 12. Please, in the name of that miserable pre teen and her sulky 16 year old brother, avoid subjecting more children to this atrocity of an experience. (Yes it was hot. Also… boring)

I hope I don’t regret asking this, but is a trip to Colonial Williamsburg in August with kids worth it?

@Dannymooney @carrielbjohnson @BorisJohnsonUK @CreativeCov Thank you but it’s ok. It happens a lot!

@carriejohnson @carrielbjohnson @BorisJohnsonUK @CreativeCov lol. I note your denial and won't tag you by mistake again. I hope you're no too upset. If you want me to I'll delete the tweet. I don't think I can edit to remove the tag.

I don't think anyone noticed anything @carriejohnson.uk @carrielbjohnson @borisjohnsonuk #nepotism #resign #superinjunction #carriegate #ipadpainting #apad @creativecov @ Depot 37 instagram.com/p/CfAKYX7oLYD/…