Benjamin Carroll

@LexisDeanna Ohhhh……. Line started to form for a diff type of blowout…

I need a assistant who can also give me blowouts so bad it's not even funny and I would prefer a twink

@EndWokeness Omg. NYC is fucked

Mayor Mamdani just announced that he will be opening 5 city-run, tax-funded grocery stores: "Prices set at 30% below retail prices"

This the Mintzy Olympics @barstoolsports @OhioTate @stoolpresidente

@KortneyGlavin90 Who gives a fuck.

🚨BREAKING: Trans WNBA fans are now burning Sophie Cunningham jerseys.

@LukeCerpinTaxt You think Miro makes the starting 12?

Been thinking about it and really hoping Carbs rocks a Jenner-Sour-Miro 4th line. That’s most team’s 3rd line. Has speed, grit, skill. Gives Miro a chance to up his value as well.

@BernieSanders You’re not gonna post your net are you?? No life outside of politics and you’re a millionaire several times over. You leaving that out??

Elon Musk Wealth 2012: $2 billion 2026: $719 billion Jeff Bezos Wealth 2012: $18.4 billion 2026: $255 billion Mark Zuckerberg Wealth 2012: $17.5 billion 2026: $212 billion Federal Minimum Wage 2009: $7.25 2026: $7.25 Obscene. We must raise the minimum wage to a living wage.

@FeelYouHappy Show them this video. Easiest check they’ll ever get. Was this supposed to be a difficult question?

How do you even explain this to your insurance? 😂

@GunHeritage ThE CiRcuS iS in ToWN.

She looks like a medium priced hooker from Memphis

@ohnohedidnt24 She would have missed anyway

A'ja on her moment with Angel: "Angel was not supposed to do that. I was trying to get out of the way. I do not like to block shots during all star games, because what am I doing? I've never had that happen to me, and I'm so sorry" 😂

@ginamilan_ Who? That’s not RuPaul?

Angel Reese’s stylist should be fired 🥴

@cptdankkk Well, my guess is that his “Unc” had no idea either but was first in line with his hand open when Plax figured it out

Plaxico Burress says he never had a bank account or knew how to write a check before signing a $6,000,000 NFL contract “You go from not even having a bank account, not owning a credit card, to $6 million overnight” “I remember going to sign my contract, and it was like, Boom. You’re like, ‘What the fuck. I don't even know how to write a check.’ Think about it. You've never had a bank account. You've never had a credit card. You've never had a debit card. You never had a bank account or a checkbook” “You're like, okay, you pick up the phone and be like, ‘Unc, how do I write a check?’ How crazy is that”

@LexisDeanna …. buy a big bundle of toilet paper.

@DariaTuboltseva @NHLFlyers Lmao…. It’s charity game. Google John Scott…. He’s an overrated player.

Matvei Michkov is making the most of his summer. The @NHLFlyers Flyers forward already recorded a hat trick at the annual charity “Match of the Year” game organized by Alex Ovechkin, Artemi Panarin, and Mikhail Sergachev. And yes — he also pulled off this gorgeous lacrosse-style goal. 🎩🔥 #LetsGoFlyers

@LeadingReport Now do Karl Ravech…. Shut the fuck up.

ESPN critics fear analyst Ryan Clark’s firing may have been racially motivated, per Newsweek.

@7NewsDC lol. So people don’t pay their bills but still expect the service?? lol Life lesson. Pay your bills deadbeats

A mother said she tried to pay her daughter's tuition balance after Howard University unenrolled the incoming freshmen weeks before the start of class, but was denied. The school recently unenrolled more than 500 students over tuition payment issues, leaving many families frustrated. READ MORE: bit.ly/4wYV4yj

@Emilio2763 The All State guy on the left sold her a policy for sure

The fact People have to Pretend this is Hot is Hilarious…

@storm1news No. It’s quite simple. Learn the law.

BREAKING NEWS: In an absolutely shocking moment, ICE Director Tom Homan suggests he will start ARRESTING Democratic mayors and governors of sanctuary cities: “wait to see what's coming.” This is absolutely terrifying.

@OhioTate Rocky Amish coming to theaters this fall.

The odds that the Men of Honor podcast ever happens just took a massive hit Many in the industry still felt Nadu and Portnoy would come to an agreement before football season (mostly to mess with Rico Bosco) However now it appears Nadu is taunting Dave, and Portnoy doesn’t lose

@crsanchezx @hoka are extremely comfortable. Unfortunately the tred wears down way too easily.

① ASICS 🇯🇵 → Las mejores para comodidad y rendimiento. ② New Balance 🇺🇸 → Calidad y durabilidad sobresalientes. ③ HOKA 🇫🇷 → Referencia en amortiguación. ④ Mizuno 🇯🇵 → Muy infravalorada y excelente para correr. ⑤ Saucony 🇺🇸 → Gran relación calidad-precio para running.

❌ Deja de usar estas marcas de ZAPATILLAS deportivas. • Nike 🇺🇸 (pagas mucho por la marca) • Adidas 🇩🇪 (calidad irregular) • Puma 🇩🇪 (menos innovación) • Under Armour 🇺🇸 (muy sobrevalorada) • Reebok 🇺🇸 (se quedó atrás) ✅ Marcas que sí merece la pena comprar ↓

@EmmanuelAcho @thepivot Holy. Fucking. Bad acting. You guys are the worst. This is pathetic

“All I ever wanted to do was be accepted” -Ryan Clark in tears on @thepivot speaking of his ESPN firing. Powerful, powerful moment.