Carrots of many Colours

Jackass - Russia Edition

@txgermanbre Oh, didn't realize you meant the car industry and its factories. I was thinking about independent car repair shops and such.

@CarrotsMany I thought the auto industry has been decimated by layoffs

Going to have to break the news to my middle brother that unfortunately there is not a market for car mechanics or physical car engineers in Germany but if you like building tanks and military shit Rheinmetall might be hiring

@Oksii33 Russians: Normal people would not be able to write so many insults in a blank space Also Russians:

Russians, we do it for free, we have no money, everything goes into makіng gооd Russіаns🤌

@WhiteHouse Why on earth does the majority of US citizens think that these dumb forced memes are a proper way to represent their country, wtf is wrong with that country

@_JohnnyJones @WhiteHouse @CannonThumb Did you know that this inspired the design of the N-Gage

@WhiteHouse @CannonThumb

@gr8fuljon @TomsPedalDemos God I just love this thing and will never get rid of it no matter how rarely I actually use it.

@gr8fuljon @TomsPedalDemos Yeah you really have to be the kind of guy who likes to fiddle around and experiment to unlock its true potential, but the sheer amount possibilities (and finding new ways to annoy your bandmates lol) really is worth all the hazzle😁

@CarrotsMany @TomsPedalDemos sweet moog. thanks for all these suggestions man! just seems like SO MUCH work to make it usable. 😅

It is now the Question of the day. You know you have one. Name A pedal you own, but don’t fully understand yet.

@gr8fuljon @TomsPedalDemos Mind that you will need a gainbooster for using passive signals for the carrier, since most ringmods need an amplified signal for that. Also, getting one that lets you connect expression pedals to control all your parameters also makes ringmodulation way more interesting.

@JoyceLynnt2bd @benzobongo @krassenstein Me want cookie recipe. Do the needful and give cookie recipe now.

@benzobongo @krassenstein Noted… Understand his caregivers, elder abusers did not allow testing that area. They knew he was suffering decline in that area, others.

BREAKING: At his cabinet meeting, Trump just bragged about how hard the mathematical equations of his cognitive test that he passed were. FACT: The hardest mathematical equation on such a test is referred to as the “Serial 7s” Test: You start at 100 and keep subtracting 7, out loud: 100 → 93 → 86 → 79 → 72 → 65 → 58 → This is literally what he’s bragging about. My seven-year-old could do this.

New World Record Carrot Cake. Call me pedantic but I am not sure this actually qualifies as ONE CAKE! shorturl.at/yNFiZ John

@txgermanbre Servus

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@beepbat How DARE you telling me to stop hijacking your house party's stereo to play the music I want everyone to hear on repeat? Do you hate me or smth? That's RUDE!!!

If I don’t like art you like it actually means I hate everything about you as a human being obviously

@AnimarchyYT At least they can track and intercept identified Cessnas. Good for them I guess lol.

Its been nearly half a century, and Russian air defence still can't track and intercept an unidentified Cessna breaching their airspace. Come on fellas. I know we're enemies and I should be laughing but this is just sad.

@FalconryFinance I recognize those nipples.

Are you familiar with this picture? Can you explain why to me, please?