amalgamatomaton

This is what I look like btw

@lyoffa412 Hot 🥵

@amalgamatomaton And this is how I look. Well, almost

This is what I look like btw

I was thinking about these guys today

@Digested_Sand You sweet summer child

@anirvacaniyam Fair

@LeoDaVinciWave idk why I assumed that was Bill Gates for a sec

Japanese engineers developed a wearable robotic tail to help older adults maintain better balance.

@UltraDane I don’t think that’s a core strength problem. I think they’re just actually that stupid.

Their abdominal muscles are so atrophied, they're so fat and out-of-shape, they started to drown in 3 inches of water... rescue personnel had to lift them out.

Ceronetti

@anirvacaniyam I voted no, for the record. I think you should tone it up if anything

@abcdentminded Is this even technically singing?

A few months ago my friends and I were putting on bad music videos and I vaguely remembered this and put it on. Hard to describe what happened next, ten seconds in everyone was genuinely concerned about me, I was laughing so hard I was choking and crying for four minutes straight

@LibOrNormal I hope that old guy is dead now.

Guy at a Chicago Cubs game refuses to stand during the National Anthem! The guy behind him gets pissed and does this....

@Rainmaker1973 Perhaps the Jews were right to accuse the Christians of idolatry. They do be doing it

The world’s largest statue of Jesus Christ is rising in Armenia. Initiated by billionaire philanthropist Gagik Tsarukyan, the monument will stand 33 meters tall on a 44-meter pedestal, reaching a total height of 77 meters.

@yamizombii Interesting mouth shape