Tracy Ass-Less Chapsman

Fifth grade me looks like lesbian Miranda Cosgrove.

@CodyBrownBets 91 Aiyuk, 42 Addison

🎁 Giveaway Competition (Week 7). Comment your answer to these questions on Niners @ Vikings… 1️⃣ Brandon Aiyuk receiving yards 2️⃣ Jordan Addison receiving yards Eg: Aiyuk 80 & Addison 55 The prize pool is up to $400 this week. Go 👇🏼

@JenaSawyerr @shirtsthtgohard It’s true, I am

a friend who used to work at medieval times has confirmed to me what we’ve all always hoped and known deep in our hearts to be true: absolutely everyone working there is constantly fuckin and suckin each other

@JenaSawyerr @momiseeghosts Yeah… yeah it is.

real 💯💯

I was spared. Life is good.

#IThinkYouShouldLeave is the absolute most uproariously funny thing that currently exists. It’s new season is on Netflix and I can’t recommend it enough if you haven’t seen it.

when education is not liberating, the dream of the oppressed is to become the oppressor

imagine taking a cab to the hospital in a crisis because you can’t afford an ambulance and it’s the cash cab

@jinaldobby I think it’s a baader meinhof thing. Once you see it once you can’t stop seeing it.

crazy how married people view sleeping on the couch as a punishment while i, a single person, view it as my special little vacation

CDC said it’s fine for me to smoke a cigarette in your house

Apparently in Far Cry 6 you can have a croc companion with a shirt. Early GOTY contender??

@Savvytaylor My dad used to make me do it all the time when I was a kid. In hindsight, my dad was getting a wild amount of stitches for a man in his 50s.

Can you guys reply to this w/photos that remind you of my aesthetic? it’s for science. (aka tiktok)

@sydneyrachel Because shirt

my first @billboardcharts position just debut at #35 and I AM NOT OKAY ??? !!!!!!!!! @TaskaBlack @billboard

@sabinameschke I think about this everyday, and I’m DEFINITELY not from florida.

Totally not thinking about getting a t*ttoo of an alligator.... totally not thinking that...... haha who is from Florida? Definitely NOT me I’m from..... Connecticut ....