Carter Schropp

A drunk whore eats a whole frozen pizza, “oh she was hungry” I eat a whole frozen pizza, “your’e fat fuck”

*30 mph wind* Midwesterners brain: *Don’t say it* *Don’t say it* *Don’t say it* *Don’t say it* “It’s really not so bad today without the wind”

When am I, ever gonna learn to walk away? When the chips are down and the cards aint fallin' my way.

Weekend full of hauling manure and making fun @NollmanAgCattle @schiele_lance

24 hour days arnt made for pussies.

Beautiful Sunday morning, suns shining birds are chirping, country gold on the radio! Combining beans this afternoon. As @TravisTritt says “it’s a great day to be alive”

Tapped in pre gaming FNL! @rynavara starting QB @PennyHennes at wide receiver just like old times!

Don’t go into a @BigIronAuctions hospitality tent and expect a free drink no matter how much you bought. They’ll kick you out and they are fucking dicks

Suns shining country gold with @TerriClarkMusic on the radio, planters will be rolling this afternoon. It’s good day to have a good day!

Go time!

Do you guys agree or disagree with Daly?

John Daly was asked about National Transgender Day:

-17 checking waters and feeding cattle this morning but Atleast country gold with @TerriClarkMusic is playing! Life could be worse!

Trickshot Friday in Oxford tonight? @PennyHennes

Me and the boys rolling into ADM at 5am just talking absolutely ruthless to each other!! @LakeAnderson8 @AlbaughCole @burtschiele

Once the harvest push is over I’m gonna celebrate with a good drunk and hungover nap!

18 hour days arnt made for pussies… @schiele_lance

I just had possibly one of the best cheeseburgers I’ve ever ate from the sketchiest gas station I’ve been in. I love southern Iowa!

Feeding cattle and listening to country gold with Terri Clark! Happy Sunday!