🛒 er 💪 (Carter Strong)

@CubsMLR Thank you for giving me an opportunity in Chicago! Looking forward to keep doing big things after winning Newcomer of the Year! 🙏

Coach is starting me. Better do well and not mess this up.

If I get 50 retweets I’ll upload a video of me singing Go Cubs Go.

FLY THAT MF W BOYS

He told me to stop “surfing the World Wide Web”. Dude is trapped in a time machine from the Clinton presidency

I’m back boys. Coach said I couldn’t browse my phone in the dugout.

Call us Kanye cause the hits keep coming

HOME RUN CUBBIES! I love homers. Even though I haven't gotten one since that one little leaguer back in 4th grade.

Good night Twitter. In case anyone needed a reminder, the Cubs are the best baseball team the MLR has to offer.

I’m not supposed to be on my phone in the dugout, by the way. This is a “bathroom break”.

@LayzerGunn True. I’m talking to my PR rep to see if we can get a better way to hide thi- I mean, wait. How do I delete a tweet?

@CarterStrongMLR Probably shouldn't have been playing all that 8 ball pool lol

Opening day and I’m not in a lineup. Rip

Returning Newcomer of the Year @CarterStrongMLR taking on jersey #9

@BearThomas_ @CubsMLR @miroslav_mlr Well, whatever did happen was Miroslav's fault. Cause nothing happened.

@BearThomas_ @CubsMLR @miroslav_mlr Pretend what happened? That was Miroslav.

Another productive day of playing 8 ball pool on my computer using a ruler. @BearThomas_ thinks I'm still at practice

MLR season 3, let's dominate. #BearDownforBB

@BearThomas_ @CubsMLR Darn it. Maybe next time I should remember not to tag you when I tweet. I mean, I wouldn't do bad things, like leaving the pitching machine on overnight, right? PS boss that totally wasn't me. I can 200% confirm that was @miroslav_mlr based on league execs and trusted sources.

@CarterStrongMLR @CubsMLR I thought this scarecrow you left in the batting cage was you, lot of resemblance.

Tomorrow we start season 3, session 1. Our co-captains lead us out as we take on the #FakeBrewers at #FakeWrigley! #BearDownforBB

Good night my sweet followers. Don’t forget the Cubbies going 16-0 #FlyTheW

shit

wait i didn't mean to mention him