Carter J. Burke

@techspence Splunk

Explain this photo in cybersecurity terms

@securityweekly Blue Screen Of Deaf

Name this band...

Microsoft please tell your sales teams to stop doing this please! It's a bad look...

@MalwareJake no

It's 2025 - please stop using the terms whitelisting and blacklisting. Yes, I know many of these terms were acceptable when you were growing up. Using them today shows you're unable to adapt to change, and in high-change environments like cyber, that's NOT a good look...

@UK_Daniel_Card Island boy… 🎶

Island life 🇧🇷🚤☀️🏝️

@UK_Daniel_Card Im 12 and what is this?

Ok - this is in test, I'm adding in a search function. Clearly this needs a better location in the GUI. but now we can search for entities with a string :)

“The Fast Ferret merged with Prickly Porcupine and together they launched a cyber attack on Transylvania’s energy grid.” What value does this information have for your company’s CTI program? Wrong answers only. #BuildingBetterWorlds

MFW: I found out BBW doesn’t stand for Building Better Worlds.

The russian Linux fork should be called Blyatnux.

Stupid question: @MaltegoHQ CE used to be free. But my CE license somehow expired and won't let me open my graphs anymore. So I installed it on another machine and see it's counting down too. What am I doing wrong? Help pls

@SwiftOnSecurity RedBull with San Pellegrino? I don’t know, haven’t tried it yet.

What's preventing you from coding like this?

“budgetary constraints” #BuildingBetterWorlds

I don’t know what I’m talking about. It’s just caffeine fuelled sarcasm.

I am your Success Manager. No, I am your Success Manager! Hi, I am your Onboarding Success Manager. So many managers, and still no success. #BuildingBetterWorlds

“Let’s do a quick around the table..” 1 hour later… “We can start our session now…” #BuildingBetterWorlds

@UK_Daniel_Card The real answer is “I use Arch btw”.

I use the Windows distribution for gaming.... so I can play actually good games :P

Airport. For when you thought you still had some dignity left. #BuildingBetterWorlds

Sitting on a plane, thinking “this could have been an email”. #BuildingBetterWorlds

@tomwarren They’re selling a monitor stand for over a grand. That’s a cheap dongle 🥳

Apple is selling a $300 USB-C dongle for its $3,500 Apple Vision Pro headset 🙃 theverge.com/2024/2/2/24059…

@dave_budah *adds more stickers*