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Tickets for Sunday's Edinburgh Derby are now 𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗢𝗨𝗧, which means Ticket Exchange is now available! 🤝 This allows all Season Ticket Holders unable to attend to release their seat, allowing Hibees to attend this weekend's game! ⬇️ 🔗 tinyurl.com/c84dsaa8

Join us for an evening in conversation with Martin Compston and First Minister John Swinney. Two very different journeys, one honest discussion about culture, politics and Scotland’s future. £5 tickets with all proceeds to Ardgowan Hospice: eventbrite.co.uk/e/in-conversat…

@bbcquestiontime @BBCiPlayer @BBCNews 5 v 2. That's fair.

Tomorrow, Question Time is in Aberdeen for a Scotland Election Special On the panel: Màiri McAllan, Anas Sarwar, Russell Findlay, Malcolm Offord, Gillian Mackay, and Alex Cole-Hamilton Join #bbcqt LIVE at 7pm on @BBCiPlayer and @BBCNews Apply now: eu.castitreach.com/ag/mentorn/que…

With over 10,000 Hibees already taking advantage of our Early Bird window for their 2026/27 Season Ticket, there’s still time for supporters who haven’t yet renewed or purchased to get involved! 🥬 Grab yours below before May 1st! ⤵️ 🔗 tinyurl.com/374xcz63

@BomboneraTears Should have been this statue, Billy ...

Billy Gilmour has installed a statue of Diego Maradona in his garden at his home in Naples 😍

@ryanmullen_01 @saintmirrenfc Goalies have the worst job in football.

1. To have a moment like that on Sunday was devastating. A mistake coupled up with blowing out my quad, wasn’t what I pictured the biggest opportunity so far in my career to go like.

@FattusPrickus Used to be called Treets. Here's the old rapper before M&M came on the scene ...

I’m going to be driving past Costco today, I might nip in and get a big fuck off bag of peanut M&M’s, stand by for more on this fascinating story as it develops.

@FBAwayDays 1st football club in the world was started by John Hope in Edinburgh in 1824. All sports (& history) lovers should read the fascinating book by @AndyMitchMedia ...

Rudd Gullit on England’s “football’s coming home” song. "The thing is that England sees it as a gimmick, but the rest of the world sees it as arrogance. That's the difference." "England don’t own football. They invented it but a lot of countries made it better.” 🤨🤨🤨

A very important topic for me personally. Thanks to Peter for having me on and thankyou to @Insulet_UK and the #omnipod5 for making my and many other diabetics lives that much more simple @PLZSoccer 🙏🏼💚

@MyArrse Yes

This young boy in his school photo went on to become one of the biggest pop stars in the world. Can you name him without googling.

@HibernianFC What in it for folk who’ve already bought their ST for next season? 🤷

With tickets for this weekend's Edinburgh Derby sold out, Ticket Exchange is now available for the game! 🏟️ This allows all Season Ticket Holders unable to attend to release their seat, ensuring Easter Road is full on Derby Day! ⬇️ 🔗 tinyurl.com/c84dsaa8

@SamaHoole You can buy US-made haggis that substitutes lungs with other ingredients like lamb heart or liver. Goodness knows what chemicals & preservatives they add.

Haggis is the single food item currently banned from import into the United States of America because it contains sheep's lung. Sheep's lung has been declared, by the USDA, an inedible offal. The ban was imposed in 1971 and remains in place. The Scottish reaction to this ban has, for fifty years, ranged from bafflement to mild amusement. Sheep's lung has been eaten in Scotland, daily, without incident, for approximately eight hundred years. It is the binding ingredient that holds the minced sheep's heart, liver, onion, oatmeal, suet, and spices together inside the stomach casing. It is the reason haggis exists. Scottish children are fed haggis on Burns Night, 25th of January, every year. They eat it at school. At home. At pubs. At weddings. At every ceremony the national poet is toasted at. Burns Night is, in Britain, effectively the last public occasion on which a whole generation still encounters a dish made from an animal's lungs, heart, and liver, stuffed into its own stomach, and eaten communally. This used to be normal food. Every rural British household knew some version of it. Faggots in the Midlands. Brawn everywhere. Black pudding in Lancashire. Drisheen in the West Country. The whole animal was used because the whole animal was available and it was cheaper than buying specific cuts. Now, once a year, the Scottish remind everyone else that this food exists. The rest of the year, it is marketed as a quaint regional oddity for tourists. The nutritional profile of a traditional haggis is substantial. Per 100 grams: 14g protein, 22g fat, significant B12, iron, zinc, and the specific fat-soluble vitamins that concentrate in organ meat. The Americans have been missing out for fifty years because of a regulatory decision made in 1971 on the basis of a sanitary concern that was probably already obsolete. The Scots have been eating it the whole time. The Scots have not died of it.

A good friend of mine is playing golf in Scotland for the first time. He just sent me this text. 😍 He’s a great player, member of a great club, played tons of USA T100’s. And yet after just 2 days he has seen the light. He gets it. He now sees what golf can be. If you haven’t been, book that trip to Scotland!

𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝑺𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒚.

We can now confirm fixture arrangements our upcoming away SPWPL fixture versus Rangers. The match was originally due to take place at Ibrox Stadium, but will now kick-off at 8pm on Wednesday 29 April at Broadwood Stadium. Full details 👉 tinyurl.com/3e8cszyt

A reminder not one British Policeman or Judge or Prosecutor was convicted for framing four innocent people in the Guildford bombings. John Donaldson the original trial judge who withheld evidence was knighted by Thatcher and made “Lord of the Rolls”.

@billykayscot Ah canny help ‘hunkin’ ye look awfy like yon Rowan Atkinson in those photies.

“Oh, Happy Day”. On April 21st, 1979, in the historic walled city of Óbidos, I married the most beautiful woman in Portugal, Maria João de Almeida da Cruz Diniz. Proudly Portuguese and European, she’s now a bonnie fechter for the great and noble cause of Scottish independence🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇹

@reptracker A sailing boat doesny use fuel. Get over any which way to get a passport🪉

Owen Elding was due to attend his citizenship ceremony this week - the final step before he can even apply for his Irish passport. But the ceremony was cancelled due to fuel protests, leaving him stuck in limbo. The next ceremony isn’t scheduled until June, meaning he now can’t get his passport in time for the next international window. It’s a crazy situation, especially when there is interest from England in bringing him into their setup. You would think there could be some flexibility or adjustments made in cases like this when the only thing standing between a player and representing Ireland is simply attending a ceremony. For now though, it’s simply a waiting game and Ireland will be hoping the delay doesn’t complicate things further.

@jpphelan1 @reptracker Joe Baker?

@reptracker England would have no interest in a player from Hibernian

My pal l Colin Wilson, has managed to put the final programme of my 3 part Mother Tongue TV Series from the 1980s onto his Youtube channel. Over 450 folk have viewed it in 2 days. The BBC couldnae bring itsel tae cry it The Mither Tongue like the book! youtube.com/watch?v=40h-ld…