Caryn with her wine

Happy Halloween! This is possibly my favorite decorated pumpkin ever. 🧡 #incredibles #jackjack

@DownBadDanii Happy Birth Day to you Mama!! So exciting!!! While it’s bittersweet, I promise there is something amazingly special at every age. ❤️

@OmarKelly Lots to do. Relaxing music. Familiarity. Back many years ago I used to call Disneyland Xanax with mouse ears. It was a mental reset for me.

I’m sorry, but if you don’t have kids I don’t understand the joy of Disney. Please make it make sense to me. Why do adults without kids go to Disney?

@Amelia558rs Umm. Looks traditional to me. And even if not wear what you want. It’s your wedding. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Now I'm two months from the wedding, and my entire bridal party is "gently suggesting" I find something more "classic." My mother-in-law offered to buy me a "proper" dress from David's Bridal. But when I put this on, I see my grandmother's garden, her stories about village celebrations, the culture she left behind when she immigrated. Yes, it's not a traditional white gown. Yes, people might whisper. But isn't a wedding dress supposed to make you feel like the truest version of yourself? I'm torn between keeping peace and keeping this dress that makes my heart sing every time I look at those embroidered birds

@phinsjake These are fun. Thank you for sharing.

Held my 4th annual Oscars party last night where I make the guests show up in 2025 film character attire! So here’s the annual tweet thread with the results⬇️⬇️ I’ll begin with my very own Bob Ferguson

@JebraFaushay Saw him way back in the early 90s. Guessing he doesn’t kick a ton of soccer balls into the audience anymore. One he kicked that night hit my friend in the head. Someone else snagged the ball but oh man did she have a lump on her head after that.

It’s ok to retire. You don’t have to perform anymore. Here is Rod Stewart strutting around with his tight little flare jeans and teased hair.

@_nomadic_soul … in the fridge??

This is so weird to me. Peanut butter is not that expensive, just have both in your fridge. Like, that’s how much brain works - there are so many things I buy for my husband to eat and drink that I never touch, it’s just part of living an integrated life.

@Breaking911 My dad once received an empty (except for air) bag of peanuts.

Woman on a delta airlines flight shows the Cheez-It bag she was given mid-flight, only for the bag to include only 3 or 4 pieces of snack.

@perfectlyfine89 Haha. This was me the first time too.

Me every 3 seconds in Colorado: LOOK AT THE MOUNTAINS!!!!

@daniellelafave_ @HiltonHotels As a born and raised Rochestarian I’m curious.

I have so many questions @HiltonHotels looking for a “staycation” and have stayed here many times and have never paid more than $200/night! Is Taylor Swift performing there tomorrow night or am I missing something here…..?

@DownBadDanii I can only imagine. I’ve been so busy I’m only here scattered times.

Ain’t done yet. @tkelce is back 🏹

@NFL @RapSheet 🥳

Travis Kelce expected to return to Chiefs for 14th season. (via @RapSheet)

@SethAbramovitch Wow. To say no one cares when you yourself are in the arts? Maybe you don’t care for those particular things but don’t drag the hard working talented people who do and those people who love them.

Ok I did not hear this. This sucks

@_badreputatio_n I enjoy it. It’s more playable for me than TTPD which is amazing, but just not one I find repeatable.

what’s your honest opinions about this album (the life of a showgirl) be real, and filters ?

@SavLovesSwift Omg these are gorgeous!!!

Had to stop by to see my stunning wedding bouquet in person. 🥹 My mom has made my wedding floral dreams come true and I cannot get over how stunning these are.

@rolphbabycakes The location is easy. That butter is likely super cold and hard though.

guess where we are?? difficulty: hard

@LateNightFunk @Mediagameroom @GravySauceCream I am going to hope this is true because I hated hearing the video was staged. I will take “inspired by real events” and hope to never learn otherwise. Thank you.

@CarynPB @Mediagameroom @GravySauceCream Apparently there was a legit Leeroy Jenkings moment in that guild that was so funny that they decided to use a reenactment of it as a basis for this staged video

LEEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINNNNNNS

@Instacart who packs the groceries? Shopper in self checkout? Or an employee of the store?

@perfectlyfine89 Same. Already have an event that day.

Praying they have a ton of stock like Fortnight RSD had so I can just order online 😭

@_Guyinthewood_ @Mediagameroom @GravySauceCream Unfortunately it was not real. I’m familiar with it and for many years often quote it. Heck sometimes it’s the best comment in a situation still. But it was staged.

@CarynPB @Mediagameroom @GravySauceCream No it wasn't fake. The guy playing Leroy was afk during the huddle. He went for some chicken and thought it was go time and took off lol. Thats why he said at least he has some chicken lol.