Casey Jewell Crews

If I say I’m “running errands” that just means I’m going to go fuck around in Marshall’s and smell candles for at least an hour. Please don’t bother me.

@peyton_chesser @Zoom Does the person speaking have to add the subtitles or can anyone listening add?

The fact that you can’t get subtitles on Zoom calls really stresses me out.

Personality type: *drinks coffee or red wine while whitening teeth*

Unspoken Thanksgiving rules: You must get seconds You have to take a nap at some point

Security questions really get me thinkin… lol

Currently cleaning out my closet… I don’t know why I want to cry every time I throw something in the donate pile that I haven’t worn in 3+ years 😅

Growing up means saving the 10 foot long CVS receipts for the coupons… & I have no shame.

I just enjoy sitting in my car for 30+mins when I get home instead of just going inside… don’t ask me why

did it hurt? when the outfit u planned in ur head didn’t look good on ur body

My bank account is really telling me I have to stop going to Marshalls….

Listen, I know my Apple Watch for every occasion is cheugy ok.

@TreyForAday @MillerTank Hahahahaha

If you’re wearing a mask and not wiping down equipment in the gym You’re a special kind of stupid

@annamf96 THIS!!!!

Good morning MAD MEN mutuals! It’s Tuesday, June 1st and today is the ONLY day you can retweet this.

dude, I hate adulting. I spent $45 on laundry supplies today...

Slowly starting to see results at the gym makes me so happy 🥺

how the back of my hair looks is none of my business

My whole body HURTS and I really really want Chick Fil A ya know