Casey Mellinger

Well lions reported for duty today beating the cowboys 47-9. Only downside is Hutchinson is out for the season with a broken leg.

@jaminbradley Google conquers all. #oneofus #cometothedarkside #youwillbeassimilated

Dear internet. I see you are all against Safari for some reason and are forcing me to change. I have like 6 million passwords I will have to move if you do this. Please... I beg you.... Think of the children.😢

@nflcommish you need to overturn the Det vs Dallas game results because the @NFLOfficiating got it completely wrong. Detroit Vs Everybody

@jaminbradley Aren’t those just called clown shoes?

I need street shoes designed to look like bowling shoes. I’ve wanted this ever since I was like 10.

@jaminbradley I spoke too soon. It updated last night.

@CaseyMellinger Bro. You don't have your apps set to autoupdate? That sounds like a headache!

My Twitter app is officially called X on my phone now. Anyone else wanna leave just to tell a billionaire this is the dumbest use of power ever flaunted for personal desires?

@jaminbradley Chat GPT can help? All it costs is your soul. Muah ha ha ha ha 😎

Apparently if you mention your homework on Twitter, a bunch of spam comments come in where people offer to do it for you for money with no shame.

@elonmusk Biggest conference call ever, with the glitches to match.

@jaminbradley After 1 year I think they get the message.

Netflix: your continual “come back to us” emails are sounding a bit desperate.

Can 2,263 words suffice for a 900-1,200 word paper? I hate editing.

Ohh!!!! AB going to the ravens, and hey look his shirt is already coming off for his storming off the field moment.

@jswaggdaddy Wish we didn’t have to depart, but you will always be the first swag kazekage of the hidden village of the den! But who will be the 2nd swag kazekage of the hidden village of the den?

I just wanna say thank you to all the Detroit fans and everybody apart of the hidden village of the den 🙏🏾 I’ve grown a lot just from those two years and i appreciate every experience I had with every person I came to encounter while I was there.

@jswaggdaddy so when will the first Swag Kazekage, Leader of the Hidden Village of the Den be back from his mission with the “Agents of free” and come home with the @Lions? We need to discuss invasion plans for the hidden villages of cheese, wind, and skol?

“I’m gonna make video games and when I retire I’m gonna be a pastor.” -Beckett

@jaminbradley @AsburySeminary @keener_craig

Is it weird if I use a break time during @AsburySeminary’s revival today to try to track down @keener_craig and fan girl over his books? Asking for a friend.

@jaminbradley How much steampunk we talking? Up to 25% is probably fine. Although much more then that and you’ll probably anger Grand River brewery.

What are the chances I can get away with wearing steampunk as a pastor? Er… asking for a friend.

@SydneyLWatson If you have a ps5 and I say you, doesn’t that mean I get both?

Me or the ps5?

The Detroit Lions defeat Thanos (Aaron Rodgers) youtu.be/obB-G2kFVdo via @YouTube @PatMcAfeeShow

@PatMcAfeeShow looks like @Lions took care of business. And if it wasn’t for that stupid running into the kicker call for Seattle we’d be in the playoffs.

What was 29 of GB doing? #DetroitvsEverybody #DETvsGB #LionsPride