Fatter John Misty

@LAYS 1129

I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 1938 🤔 any guesses?? LaysSBLX

That was one of the worst Lion’s games I’ve ever seen and I sat through 0-16

@2Legit2Quit1734 @kiiLkenny That’s dumb none of these guys are gonna hit a HR

@kiiLkenny Imagine only betting TDs lmao. HRs > TDs

Yeah I think I’m gonna pass on TNF this week 🤢

Happy birthday @snacks 🐐

@ZaneBearden This is so niche, five stars

Billy Jo Shaver 3 seconds into the brawl

God damn, RIP Todd Snider. Play a train song today

Every day at 6:30 I say “holy shit it’s only 6:30”

Spent a hungry 15 min trying to 'pose' this scrumptious Honey Oat Loaf of bread by Farmington Hills Bread Zeppelin who serendipitously found me at the Farmer's Market. TFLTTP while baking this incredible oat encrusted miracle. Check em out @breadzeppelinmi

So is this new Luke Bell album AI or not?

Tonight! @itsturnerporter, Marina Madden, Zach Bryson. Come trade the Monday blues for regular blues. Seasonal depression kickoff show 🤠

@TTChilders Have you ever got to hold and blow $2800 fucking dollars?

"I keep my time on my Weiss" Limited Edition: Tyler Childers x Weiss 38mm Automatic Standard Issue Field Watch with Date: Snipe Hunter Learn more + purchase: tylerchildersmusic.com/products/weiss… Watch the story behind the watch here: youtu.be/rerPXyWzQp4

@itsturnerporter @Cash_Harrison Turner Porter is BACK!!! Time to make plans for some LIVE music on Monday, August 25th at the GHOST LIGHT BAR in Hamtramck, MI. Independent artists & Independent venues matter... get out and support this lineup!

Monday August 25th - your boy is gracing the stage once again to open up for legend Zach Bryson with my boy @Cash_Harrison at Ghost Light in Hamtramck. Swing through y’all 🫡

@itsturnerporter fire up the twitter eventbrite.com/e/zach-bryson-…

Zach Bryan before he sits down to write the same song for the 353rd time

@Jomboy_ Remember he’s got cleats on too. Very similar height

Finally answered the age old question of who is taller, me or Aaron Judge

@ChrisMargolin @RealCntryOutlaw I’ll send you one of mine

I’m working to build a band-shirt-a-day collection for the school year. Right now I’m at 60+ish out of 180. I continue to evolve 7th Grade Island into a musical journey through English. We listen to each band I wear.

@bradluttrell Looks like an AMC pacer. And the Okie thunder beat the pacers last night

“MOM! MOM TURN THE TV OFF. TURNPIKE IS POSTING VAGUE STUFF ON TWITTER. COME SEE”

@TpTroubadours The Thunder beat the pacers