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I watched Chelsea under Scolari I survived Mourinho 2015 I witnessed Conte 2018 I survived Villas Boas I didn’t die under Benitez I endured the Potter/Lampard era I tolerated Maresca 2025 Tonight, tonight is the worst day in the history of this club. Tonight confirms the end of the most useless project to ever exist 7 goals and counting to this PSG team that’s had some really questionable loses I want Rosenior and the entire hierarchy gone after tonight. I’m done

@ChicagoDmitry Real life words brother. Couldn’t have said any better.

The main difference between Robert Sanchez and Filip Jorgensen when it comes to having the ball is that Robert Sanchez knows he's Robert Sanchez while Filip Jorgensen thinks he's Manuel Neuer

@Argona0x still waiting for someone to how me a withdraw on poly market

damn in these 2 hours the bot’s already made over 400$! i wonder what’s gonna happen tomorrow morning

i gave an AI $50 and told it "pay for yourself or you die" 48 hours later it turned $50 into $2,980 and it's still alive autonomous trading agent on polymarket every 10 minutes it: → scans 500-1000 markets → builds fair value estimate with claude → finds mispricing > 8% → calculates position size (kelly criterion, max 6% bankroll) → executes → pays its own API bill from profits if balance hits $0, the agent dies so it learned to survive built in rust for speed claude API for reasoning (agent pays for its own inference) runs on a $4.5/month VPS weather markets: parses NOAA before polymarket updates sports: scrapes injury reports, finds mispricing crypto: on-chain metrics + sentiment $50 → $2,980 in 48 hours how much do u think i’ll see in a week?

I'm proud and honored to partner with my friend @alexisohanian, joining the ownership group of @ChelseaFCW, a historic club built on passion, excellence, and a winning culture. Chelsea’s history speaks for itself, and I’m excited to contribute to the future by supporting continued growth and impact in women’s sport. This is about ambition, legacy, and pushing the game to new heights. Up the Chels! 🦁 💙

@LuvvBank why do people keep posting polymarket like they’re able to withdraw from the site 😂😂

My cousin works night shifts at a warehouse for $87 a day Called me at 2am last Tuesday. Pissed. Said he saw some guy on Twitter claim $40K profit on Polymarket in one month "That's bullshit, right?" I told him I'd check. Found the wallet in 20 minutes. Public. No hiding. $247,839 profit. 43 days. Started from $800. → @distinct-baguette?via=polymarketacc" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@distinct-bagu… Not bullshit. Scrolled through 8,420 trades. Something felt wrong. Every single winning position had the same entry pattern: Entered within 2 minutes of certain market events. Exited before the crowd even noticed what happened. No predictions. No research. Just perfect timing. One trade stopped me cold: January 9th. Volatility spike. Bought at 1.8 cents. 47 seconds later: sold at $0.94. Return: $31,640 from $600. I went back through transaction timestamps. Obsessively. Found the pattern: When major news drops, there's a 90-second window where prices haven't adjusted yet. Information is public. Prices are still old. This wallet bought in that window. Every. Single. Time. 73-second average hold time on wins. 4.2% position size. Never changed. Zero losses during news events. Not luck. Recognition. The crazy part? The opportunity is still there. Markets still take 90 seconds to process news. The window still exists. 127,000 people now watch this wallet. My cousin quit his warehouse job 6 days ago. He's not special. He's just awake now. Are you?

@WisdomMatic how much can he withdraw is the real question 😂😂

$5 to $3.7m is one of the craziest things I’ve seen especially when it’s publicly verified. It’s insane how much people make on polymarket. I think this strategy is a very interesting and smart at the same time.

@brandank_cr Thank you for the Great analysis. Definitely listened and Adjusted positions

Since I publicly went all in on metals and shorted crypto: Silver: +115% Gold: +40% Bitcoin: -25% Did you listen, anon?

“Never touching leverage again” Crypto mfs after one headline:

Parlay Banned List| we can bet under on 4/5 starters #itsbtidy #fyp

@cryptoazyra $Daddy

There was a time…

@MenaceToSociety Real life the games so gone

Airdrops in 2021-2022 > You don't need to connect wallet, here is $10,000 for using our platform. We appreciate you. Airdrops in 2024-2026 > Farm our campaign so we can make more money from fees so we can airdrop you portion of those fees later > Make sure you link your X, discord, telegram, 5 different wallets, post about us, sign up on website too > You will receive your airdrop after 30 days of waiting > You still might be ineligible because we decided to change the rules last minute > You should be grateful we are even giving you money

@impectual_ what song this

75 ovr 6’10 ⛷️

Jordan Poole Felt the PTSD after that hit 😂😂😂

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@sean_incredible you forgot tyrese maxey

- The only current NBA players that I don’t ever worry about getting their numbers on a parlay. Deni Avdija Domantas Sabonis Giannis Antetokounmpo Jalen Johnson (If Trae Young is out) Josh Giddey Nikola Jokic Lauri Markkanen Luka Doncic Russell Westbrook (If he’s starting) Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Only two muthafucking Americans, and one is dependent on if one guy is out and another if he’s starting.

actually unreal song

@KINGPiN_Guwop it’s this easy to get twitter reactions eh 😭😭 i thought we were advancing as a society😭 still believing photoshopped pictures shit be sad